Marvel Ultimatum RPG

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*Cable nodded and stepped between them.*

Cable:
For once, I completely agree with Captain America. You BOTH need to keep your egos in check and get along, because until we figure out who cause this - whether you like it or not - we're all on the same side.

*Just then, they heard a voice yell from the street.*

Spider-man:
No, no, that's okay! You guys stand up there bickering, I'll help all these people by myself!

[The Crazy One]

Deadpool: Fine, if you're gonna whine about it, I'll get the blind one to the hospital.

*Deadpool flipped backwards, teleporting down to the man he had thrown a rock at.*

Man: Oh, god, no, please don't hurt me!

Deadpool(quickly): Sphincter says what?

*Man gives a confused look*

Man: What?

Deadpool: Ha! Sphincter! Okay,which way is the nearest hospital?

Man: Er...On 5th avenue, bu-

*Deadpool jumped onto the man, teleporting them both up 5th to the hospital. He picks up the protesting man and places him in a wheelchair, signaling a nurse.*

Deadpool: Hey, get this guy checked out...I think he said he hurt his leg. Oh, and check for a concussion, I threw a rock at his head.

*He turns to leave, only to turn back*

Deadpool: Oh yeah, check for brain damage too. And blindness. He called me Spider-Man.

[Miss Understood]

BloodRayne: Your yellow font is really starting to p*ss me off.

Deadpool looked around for the source of the voice, finding nothing.

BloodRayne: Over here, cheesecake.

Deadpool sees a woman standing comfortably in a place where there had been nothing before, looking as if she had been there the whole time.

BloodRayne: Hey, cheesecake, is there anything interesting to do in this town?

ooc: Best I could come up with.

[Mr. Jack]

*Wolverine had been listening to BloodRayne reaming Deadpool over a the color of his freakin' font, and decided to give his two cents.*

Wolverine: Yellow's a nice color, you know. Except it's damn itchy in spandex form.

BloodRayne: You can stop being annoying now.

Wolverine (flashing a toothy grin, showing his long canines): But it's so much more fun to get a rise out of you.

Deadpool: That's what she said.

*Deadpool suppressed a snicker, but stopped with a death-glare from Bloodrayne.*

Bloodrayne: And you can shut up, cheesecake.

Wolverine: Ah-hem... So, what is there to do in this godforsaken city? *Then, behind his hand, to Deadpool* Damn, she is really b*tchy.

[Miss Understood]

BloodRayne: Kinda hard not to hear that.

*Rayne flicks her hand towards Wolverine carelessly. Wolverine feels something at the base of his back that seemed to crawl upwards quickly, as if there was a rodent in his shirt. He shudders.*

BloodRayne: Either way, I'm bored. Want to go stir up the citizens a little?Take the mayor for ransom or something? *she thinks for a minute* Hmm, that WOULD be fun...

[Double }{]

Hmm...unless you were just purposely keeping him for someone else...

GW name:
Double }{

Codename:
Spider-Man

Name:
Peter Benjamin Parker

Physical Appearance:
This is the idea, here.

Age:
Let's say Spidey's about...33, at this point.

Height:
5'10"

Age:
165 lbs.

Occupation:
Aside from superheroing: freelance photographer, former assistant high school coach, science teacher, and scientific researcher.

Powers:

• Superhuman strength, stamina, speed, agility, reflexes, durability and equilibrium
• Accelerated healing factor
• Ability to cling to most surfaces
• Precognitive spider sense
• Web slinging (webbing is synthetic and organic, originating from ports on his wrists)
• Genius-level intellect

Bio:
(As much as I hate the "Brand New Day" arc, let's just go ahead and use it for sake of argument here. The official Marvel bio is here.)

Weapons or Equipment:
Aside from his costume, nada. I'm going with organic web-shooters in this instance, if that's okay by you.

[Ultimate Rpger]

Gambit was watching the others speak amongst themselves; keeping his distance from them all. Remy wasn't one for the pointless 'chit chat lets sit around and have a cuppa' coffee.' He was a man of action and liked to get things done. He pulled out his staff and spun it around in his hands once before calling out to the group of others. "Hey mon amies, I don't know about you, but Gambit here think we should be saving the people right about now." Gambit let on of his playing cards slide down from his sleeve and smiled, "Unless of course you gals rather stay here and play a game. Gambit knows a lot of games..." Gambit looked down at the street where a lot of stuff was going on while the 'heroes' were up talking. Back in the day during a time like this would have been the perfect time to be robbing people. Too bad Gambit had to go hero; now would have been a nice time to be a rogue.

[Tigger!]

*Shadowcat was in her phased form, walking on air to join the group. She solidified, hardly making a sound as she landed gently onto the roof.*

Shadowcat: Sounds like somebody got up on the wrong side of the bed this morning.

*Shadowcat sang, giggling.*

Shadowcat: So, what’s that plan today? Bash some robbers stealing an old lady’s purse? Save some poor guy from death?

*She giggled again, an idea popping into her mind.*

Shadowcat: Hehehe…Sneak into the boys’ locker room?

BloodRayne: Don’t be immature, kiddy.

Shadowcat: It’s Kitty, thank you very much.

*BloodRayne rolled her eyes.*

Shadowcat: Besides, I’m almost 15. I’m not THAT young. Plus, I was just kidding around.

*Shadowcat rolled her eyes back, sticking her tongue out at BloodRayne, then smiled, trying to ease BloodRayne up a little.*

Ooc: Nimrodded

[The Crazy One]

*Deadpool folds his arms in defiance of the few heroes, or heroe-esque, people in front of him*

Deadpool: Let's get one thing straight people! I'm the only one here who gets to break the fourth wall! That's MY thing!

*Bloodrayne looks at Deadpool with a mixture of disgust and interest*

Bloodrayne: And what makes you say that?

*Deadpool falters, trying hard to come up with a reason*

Deadpool:...er....we-...that's just the way I am, b*tch!

OOC: Not to sound too much of a nerd, but we are in the 616 universe, right? We're not using Ultimates or something I should know about? For the non-nerds, 616 is the classic time line.

[Mr. Jack]

Wolverine (shrugs): He's the only one who gets to break the fourth wall. But in all honesty, that yellow is a b*tch to read.

Deadpool: Thank you... WAIT!

Wolverine: Whatever. So what are we going to do? Anyone want to take a leadership position?

[Whale Biologist]

Captain America starts to look a little bit agitated at the talking to saving-people ratio.

"Guys, we really have bigger problems on our hands than bad yellow colors and high school. We have two tasks at hand: finding and bringing to justice whoever did this, and more importantly, helping the citizens of New York. I figure we can split up into teams We'll need one team to help the people of New York, one team to fight crime and fix society, and a third team to go look for Magneto, who caused this whole thing."

[The Crazy One]

Deadpool: Anything where I get to hurt people is cool by me.

*Cable clears his throat*

Deadpool: But, if I need to, I guess I can help...with bullets.

Cable; Wade!

Deadpool: Fine, rubber bullets!

[Mr. Jack]

Wolverine: Who wants to fix crime and fight society... Aw, sh*t. I read that wrong. Anyway, I call dibs on that thing I screwed up on saying.

*Deadpool glares at Wolverine for, once again, breaking the fourth wall.*

Wolverine: Hey, Wade, you wanna help me out? You'll get to hurt someone. Legally.

*The Captain rolled his eyes. Wolverine most definitely was not helping by egging the Merc on.

[Miss Understood]

BloodRayne: That doesn't sound like very much fun.

Captain America: What do you mean? We have to provide justice!

BloodRayne: I'm not exactly what you would call a hero. I do what I want, I do what's fun at the time.

ooc: This isn't exactly how I pictured Rayne to act. All the "shut up" and being apparently uptight. She's supposed to be mischievous.

[TD, Jr.]

*Surge, who had been standing in the back most of the time, sighs to herself at the sight of the two other females in the group.*

Surge:
And they wonder why females get a bad rep in this line of work.

*Surge walks up to the group, standing in between the other girls*

Surge:
I'll help...whatever I can do.