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January 25th, 2008, 06:36 PM
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2 blonde jokes
Q:how do you make a one-armed blonde fall out of a tree?
A: Wave. __________________________________________________ ________________ A blonde,red head and a burnet are running from the cops and hide in a barn. They each hide in a sack. The cops go in the barn. They kick the first sack and the red head says: meow meow. Then the cop says: It's only a sack of cats. He walks over to another sack and kicks it. the the burnet says: Woof woof.The cop says: It's only a sack some dogs. The cop goes over to the last sack and kicks it. Then the blonde says: Potatos! Potatos! __________________________________________________ ________________That's it. more coming. |
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January 26th, 2008, 09:06 AM
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Q: How do you kill a blonde?
A  ut a scratch-and-sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.Q: How do you kill a blonde? A: Put a scratch-and-sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.
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January 26th, 2008, 01:12 PM
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Wow, I think is enough that you only post the joke one time. I know the little smiley is throwing you off, but we still understand it(well, at least me).
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January 26th, 2008, 06:03 PM
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a blonde once went to a soda machine and started to put lots of quarters in it. She pressed the button for sodas many times consistently. I man walks up and asks for a soda. The blonde replied, " Can't you see i'm winning??!!!"
__________________________________________________ ________________ A blonde once almost had a tragic accident with a horse. She sat on the horse and the horse did not move. Then all of a sudden the horse started to buck. The blonde fell half way off and then the store owner came and unplugged it. |
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January 26th, 2008, 07:57 PM
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Um none of these are good please no more.
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January 26th, 2008, 08:39 PM
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They might have a hope of decency if they were told in a understandable manner...
Other than that... they're blonde jokes... being in 1995 is only funny so many times...
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January 26th, 2008, 09:13 PM
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"super simon" take your rude comments else where. The one with the horse,the blonde is on one of those horses that are at super markets that little kids ride.
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January 26th, 2008, 09:53 PM
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Now with less red!
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His comments aren't rude. The jokes are really that bad.
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January 27th, 2008, 12:37 AM
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I understood them fine? Heads up, cow_lover_9, don't bother posting jokes here. No one likes any jokes. Look around. 
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January 27th, 2008, 02:51 AM
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Prying Open My Third Eye
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I was just suggesting the delivery was off a bit...
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January 29th, 2008, 12:06 AM
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Being sane is no fun.
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Please stop they all blow or are old.
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