gynecologist/A sock?/cannibal/blondes.

[Ralph Nader]

After 40 years as a gynecologist, John decided he had enough money to retire and take up his real love, auto mechanics. He left his practice, enrolled in auto mechanics school, and studied hard. The day of the final exam came and John worried if he would be able to complete the test with the same proficiency as his younger classmates. Most of the students completed their exam in two hours. John, on the other hand, took the entire four hours allotted. The following day, John was delighted and surprised to see a score of 150% for his exam. John spoke to his professor after class. "I never dreamed I could do this well on the exam. How did I earn a score of 150%?" The professor replied, "I gave you 50% for perfectly disassembling the car engine. I awarded another 50% for perfectly reassembling the engine. I gave you an additional 50% for having done all of it through the muffler."
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A man gets up one morning to find his wife already in the kitchen cooking. He looks to see what she's cooking, and sees one of his socks in the frying pan. 'What are you doing?' he asks. 'I'm doing what you asked me to do last night when you came to bed very drunk,' she replied. Completely puzzled, the man walks away thinking to himself, 'I don't remember asking her to cook my sock...'

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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? Wiped his butt.

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Two blondes were walking in the woods. One said, "Oh look! deer tracks! The other one argued, "No silly! Those are wolf tracks!" They fought over it. Two hours later they were both killed by a train.

[Vermillion]

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Rather bad overall.

[FalconZero]

1. Cannot compute.

2. Hehe.

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4. It's a blonde joke. Need I say more?

Overall: 4/10

[Pochitos]

I really can't understand the first one. The second one was good.
The third one was nasty, and the fourth one....well, is a blonde joke.
But, please, do us a favor, and explain the first joke. Its hard to understand, and the length just makes it more difficult to do it.

[Zazu]

The guy is a gynecologist (a female genitalia doctor), the muffler has two holes. He assembled the engine through the muffler. It still failed.

The others were stupid and I didn't get the third one.

[Crazy Jamie]

But, please, do us a favor, and explain the first joke. Its hard to understand, and the length just makes it more difficult to do it.

It makes perfect sense if you know what a gynecologist does, though I suspect that many members on these forums will not.

The first joke got a smile from me, I've heard the second (though I do like it), I don't like the third, I was rather neutral on the fourth. So a mixed bag.

[Ralph Nader]

I guess this is my worst joke post. . .

But heres a link to an explanation to what a gynecologist does. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gynaecology

A good analogy would be the female "part" is like the Muffler.

The others were stupid and I didn't get the third one.

A cannibal eats human beings. Dumped is slang for breaking up with someone. But also means to poo. Hence "to take a dump". Meaning he ate his girlfriend and he took a dump then wiped his butt. . .

That was weird explaining that.

[Mrmakee]

It was ok overall. I chuckled at the first and third one. Last was... yeah. And the second one I didn't understand.

[Pochitos]

Originally Posted by Crazy Jamie

It makes perfect sense if you know what a gynecologist does, though I suspect that many members on these forums will not.

Oops, sorry, I didnt read it correctly. But, after reading again, it got a chuckle out of me.

[Austin.]

Originally Posted by Mrmakee

It was ok overall. I chuckled at the first and third one. Last was... yeah. And the second one I didn't understand.

Didnt understand the second one? That was the only one you COULD understand.

Think about someone drunk, then think of someone saying cook my sock. Move the S to cook take out the c and a o and you get? Think suck instead of cook.

[Migraine.]

1st, no.

2nd 3rd and 4th, YES!

[Crazy Hobo]

Originally Posted by Nostradamus.

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Rather bad overall.

I agree totally.