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Old January 23rd, 2008, 10:14 PM   #1: [T] [P]
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A few funny pick up lines :)
i made 1 or 2 of these up 1 i saw on the t.v ill be updating these regurlarly
hey girl i got a phd
really in what
pretty huge d**k

you want to come to my laboratory so i can show you my big bang!

hey its new years eve you want to come over and see my balls drop

Baby did you fart, 'cause you blow me away!

If I said you had a nice body, would you hold it against me...Please??!!

Pardon me, is there a mirror in your pocket? Because I keep seeing myself in your pants.

others i got from the internet enjoy

 
Old January 23rd, 2008, 11:20 PM   #2: [T] [P]
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hey girl i got a phd
really in what
pretty huge d**k

hey its new years eve you want to come over and see my balls drop

Baby did you fart, 'cause you blow me away!
*facepalm* If a pick-up line is asking a girl to come over on New Year's Eve to see someone's balls drop... doesn't that just mean the kid isn't even to puberty yet?

The first one I quoted is . The third I quoted is . The second is just fail. The rest are inconsequential.

Also, please don't update this thread. For our benefit.
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What's black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white?

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Old January 23rd, 2008, 11:51 PM   #3: [T] [P]
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No, just no.

 
Old January 23rd, 2008, 11:56 PM   #4: [T] [P]
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If I said you had a nice body, would you hold it against me...Please??!!
I'm sure the begging and the pronounced punctuation would be such a damn turn-on for women.
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Old January 24th, 2008, 05:40 AM   #5: [T] [P]
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Also, please don't update this thread. For our benefit.
This, QFT, etc.
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Old January 24th, 2008, 04:24 PM   #6: [T] [P]
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there not suppose to be good there suppose to be funny sort of they were kind of funny to me???? lol

 
Old January 24th, 2008, 05:03 PM   #7: [T] [P]
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so its fun to torture innocent people who come here expecting something funnY?

 
Old January 24th, 2008, 05:42 PM   #8: [T] [P]
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nooo i said it was funny as in the pick up lines JEEZ!

 
Old January 24th, 2008, 07:47 PM   #9: [T] [P]
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Well I sure didnt find anything funny about them.

 
Old January 25th, 2008, 12:16 PM   #10: [T] [P]
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You know the kind of funny when it is so bad, it's funny?

It's not even THAT kind of funny.

 
Old January 25th, 2008, 03:39 PM   #11: [T] [P]
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Old January 25th, 2008, 04:35 PM   #12: [T] [P]
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Pick up lines are funny because they are clever, even if the chances of success with them in the real world are very low.

Your pick up lines are neither funny nor clever, and indeed some are self incriminating. You would appear to have missed the point of pick up lines in general.
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Old January 25th, 2008, 04:56 PM   #13: [T] [P]
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ahh w.e i was just saying like try to imagine someone actually saying that

 
Old January 25th, 2008, 05:21 PM   #14: [T] [P]
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Someone with at least marginal intelligence wouldn't dare say that as a pick-up line.
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Old January 27th, 2008, 03:41 PM   #15: [T] [P]
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These would get you slapped in the face. :/

 
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