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Old January 17th, 2008, 11:58 PM   #1: [T] [P]
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philosophers joke
René Descartes walks into a bar. The barman asks him, "You wanna beer?"

Descartes answers, "I don't think," then disappears!

 
Old January 18th, 2008, 12:28 AM   #2: [T] [P]
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W-What?

Until an explanation is given, I do not rate... nor like this joke.
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Old January 18th, 2008, 12:48 AM   #3: [T] [P]
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This...had no sense...and it definately did not have a punch line.

Until you explain yourself...


FAIL TO THE END OF TIME.
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Old January 18th, 2008, 04:12 AM   #4: [T] [P]
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Migraine does not understand. OVERLOAD! O-VER-LOAD!

*BOOM*

 
Old January 18th, 2008, 05:31 AM   #5: [T] [P]
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He's supposed to say "I think not" and disappear.

It all stems from Descartes' philosophy of "I think therefore I am", and thus since he thinks not, he IS not by his own philosophy.
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Old January 18th, 2008, 07:04 AM   #6: [T] [P]
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It still isn't funny.

 
Old January 18th, 2008, 07:08 AM   #7: [T] [P]
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Even after that explanation its stupid.

 
Old January 18th, 2008, 09:03 AM   #8: [T] [P]
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i didn't get the joke at all... 0/10
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  You are young and so am I
And, this is wrong but who am I to judge
I feel like heaven when we touch
I guess to me this is enough

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Old January 18th, 2008, 11:39 AM   #9: [T] [P]
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Even after that explanation its stupid.
Jokes tend to fail harder after explanations, so this should come as no surprise.

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Old January 18th, 2008, 03:58 PM   #10: [T] [P]
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Old January 18th, 2008, 06:53 PM   #11: [T] [P]
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It got a chuckle out of me...
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Old January 18th, 2008, 10:34 PM   #12: [T] [P]
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Well I sure didnt even blink.
The only thing that was running through my mind was,
"WTF,WTF,WTF"

 
Old January 19th, 2008, 06:14 AM   #13: [T] [P]
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What's funny is all the people that don't get that joke at all.
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Old January 19th, 2008, 12:57 PM   #14: [T] [P]
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I do get it, but it is still not funny.

 
Old January 19th, 2008, 02:42 PM   #15: [T] [P]
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Horribly worded but I get it... not that great, but eh.
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