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Old January 13th, 2008, 02:37 PM   #1: [T] [P]
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a really funny joke
After a preacher died and went to heaven, he noticed that a New York cabdriver had been given a higher place than he had. "I don't understand," he complained to St. Peter. "I devoted my entire life to my congregation."

"Our policy is to reward results," explained St. Peter. "Now what happened, Reverend, whenever you gave a sermon?"

The minister admitted that some in the congregation fell asleep.

"Exactly, " said St. Peter. "And when people rode in this man's taxi, they not only stayed awake, they prayed."
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I feel like heaven when we touch
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Old January 13th, 2008, 02:42 PM   #2: [T] [P]
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Got a small chuckle out of me. 6/10
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Old January 13th, 2008, 03:14 PM   #3: [T] [P]
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I get it. Not funny though.

5/10

 
Old January 13th, 2008, 06:58 PM   #4: [T] [P]
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Heh, yeah, got a chuckle outta me too. 6.1/10 (Just to upstage you, FalconZero! )

 
Old January 14th, 2008, 07:20 AM   #5: [T] [P]
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Oh yeah Major? 6.15/10. Ha ha! Pretty good joke I liked it.

 
Old January 14th, 2008, 03:00 PM   #6: [T] [P]
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Bring. It. On. 6.1598423946/10.

I still didn't like it, but i had to upstage Mrmakee.

 
Old January 14th, 2008, 05:32 PM   #7: [T] [P]
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Not funny. Hated it. 0/10

 
Old January 20th, 2008, 02:30 PM   #8: [T] [P]
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it entertaind me 6/10
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Old January 20th, 2008, 09:25 PM   #9: [T] [P]
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not bad but I've heard better. 6.8/10
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Old January 20th, 2008, 09:46 PM   #10: [T] [P]
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ehh its alright 5/10

 
Old January 21st, 2008, 12:34 PM   #11: [T] [P]
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All right, it is.

 
Old February 19th, 2008, 11:23 PM   #12: [T] [P]
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Uh....Huh..... your joke

 
Old February 20th, 2008, 07:04 AM   #13: [T] [P]
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It mildy entertained me for a few seconds

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