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Old January 12th, 2008, 08:40 PM   #1: [T] [P]
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I just heard this tonight at the bar, I don't know how old it is, but I laughed...


A man walks into a bar and tells the bartender he just had a fight with his wife.

“Too bad,” says the bartender. “How’d it end?”

“Well,” replies the guy, “when it was over, the old lady came to me on her hands and knees.”

“What’d she say?” asks the bartender.

“She said, ‘Come out from under that bed, you little chicken sh*t.’”
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  But when Zeus had driven the Titans from heaven,
mother Earth bare her youngest child Typhoeus of the love of
Tartarus, by the aid of golden Aphrodite. —Hesiod, Theogony 820-822. 		 

 
Old January 12th, 2008, 09:30 PM   #2: [T] [P]
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Epic fail.

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Old January 12th, 2008, 10:03 PM   #3: [T] [P]
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Made me giggle cos of the little chicken sh*t.4/10

 
Old January 12th, 2008, 11:55 PM   #4: [T] [P]
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...Wow...you just failed.
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Old January 13th, 2008, 03:43 AM   #5: [T] [P]
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Usually i find the punchline to mean something, even if it fails. This had no humor.

 
Old January 13th, 2008, 11:08 AM   #6: [T] [P]
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  You are young and so am I
And, this is wrong but who am I to judge
I feel like heaven when we touch
I guess to me this is enough

I'm smarter than the average Coleman. Remember that.
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Old January 13th, 2008, 01:48 PM   #7: [T] [P]
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Yeah... this one is missing something........... oh yeah, alcohol!
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  But when Zeus had driven the Titans from heaven,
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Tartarus, by the aid of golden Aphrodite. —Hesiod, Theogony 820-822. 		 

 
Old January 13th, 2008, 02:41 PM   #8: [T] [P]
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That was terrible! No further comment.
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Old January 14th, 2008, 05:33 PM   #9: [T] [P]
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Phail. 0/10

 
Old January 15th, 2008, 11:49 AM   #10: [T] [P]
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Failed more than the:

HERES A JOKE

Me!


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Old January 15th, 2008, 11:55 AM   #11: [T] [P]
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Holy. Crap.

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Modi's Back with a Vengeance.

 
Old January 19th, 2008, 06:17 AM   #12: [T] [P]
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I guess I'm the only one that laughed.
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Old January 21st, 2008, 03:02 PM   #13: [T] [P]
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+2 vs. Chaotic Evil
?!?WHAT?!? uhh i didnt get it

 
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