Green Jaundice

~~Migraine.~~ · January 12th, 2008, 05:03 AM

As I am sure you are all aware, there is a disease called Jaundice, in which the victim's skin turns yellow. There is a case of a man with 'Green' Jaundice, where his skin is Green.

His Carer, Shannon, is a young female nurse, who comes by his house every day to see if he needs anything.

One morning, Shannon went to the door and rang the bell. The man did not hear it, as he was taking a bath. So Shannon decided to wait in the car. Eventually, Shannon goes to ring the doorbell again, but luckily, the man is out of the bath, and hears the bell. He walks down to answer it, but Shannon had already started to walk back to the car. The man opens the door as Shannon is crossing the road, but he accidentally drops his towel. Shannon looks round, sees him, and gets hit by a speeding car.

The moral of the story is:

'Don't cross when the Green Man's flashing.'