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Old January 3rd, 2008, 08:43 PM   #1: [T] [P]
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a few One liners
A magician was driving down the road..then he turned into a drive way...

What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fsh

Two peanuts walk into a bar.
One was a salted.

What's the difference between erotic and kinky?
Erotic = using a feather
Kinky = using the whole chicken

Why did the fish get kicked out of school?
Cause he was caught with seaweed.

How to you make a dish washer into a snow blower?
Give your wife a shovel

Did you hear about the new French tank?
Yeah, It has 14 gears. 13 go in reverse, and one goes foreward incase the enemy attacks from behind.

The fight we had last night was my fault,
my wife asked me what was on the TV and i said dust.

most of these were corny, but i liked them.
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Old January 3rd, 2008, 08:57 PM   #2: [T] [P]
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Slight Chuckle overall 2/10
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Everton Last Result

Everton 2 vs. West Ham 1

Louis Saha 27' - Tony Hibbert o.g. 65'

Dan Gosling 64'-
  

 
Old January 3rd, 2008, 09:34 PM   #3: [T] [P]
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A couple are terrible, a couple are decent enough, and the remaining ones are really only funny when said out loud or in the right situation. So a mixed bag, then.
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Old January 3rd, 2008, 10:26 PM   #4: [T] [P]
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I laughed at them. Then again I have a thing for bad one liners.
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Old January 4th, 2008, 01:55 AM   #5: [T] [P]
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Originally Posted by CDink
What's the difference between erotic and kinky?
Erotic = using a feather
Kinky = using the whole chicken
Most were competent enough to be called jokes, but I don't get that one
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Old January 4th, 2008, 11:37 AM   #6: [T] [P]
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Some were good other not so good. Mixed reaction.

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What's the difference between erotic and kinky?
Erotic = using a feather
Kinky = using the whole chicken
I don't get that one either.
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Notes: He's not mafia, but I think if he survives the night, he'll surely be a town target the following day. There are still a number of reasons the mafia would keep this terrible person alive, but I don't think the town will be as willing to buy those reasons as they may have been in the past. Though I question why he'd vote for himself knowing full well what that could mean. I will continue to vote for him until he has proven himself innocent.
 

 
Old January 5th, 2008, 09:47 PM   #7: [T] [P]
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Feather= playing naughty aka erotic.
Chicken= Just plain freaky aka kinky.

I liked the dishwasher and TV one.
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Old January 5th, 2008, 09:55 PM   #8: [T] [P]
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10/10 i loved all of them
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Old January 6th, 2008, 06:22 PM   #9: [T] [P]
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I liked the feather one.
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Old January 7th, 2008, 11:19 PM   #10: [T] [P]
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So bad they're good.
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Old January 7th, 2008, 11:59 PM   #11: [T] [P]
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I read this from my UserCP as "a few Fatal One Lines". Topic delivers.

The peanuts one had a little merit.

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Old January 8th, 2008, 12:02 AM   #12: [T] [P]
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the snow blower one was pretty funny but the rest were lame

 
Old January 9th, 2008, 03:52 AM   #13: [T] [P]
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Old January 14th, 2008, 02:41 AM   #14: [T] [P]
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They were all 2-3/10ers, except the french tank one, that deserved a 6.

 
Old January 24th, 2008, 07:51 PM   #15: [T] [P]
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i dont get this one: How to you make a dish washer into a snow blower?
Give your wife a shovel.
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  You are young and so am I
And, this is wrong but who am I to judge
I feel like heaven when we touch
I guess to me this is enough

I'm smarter than the average Coleman. Remember that.
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