The Aisle Seat

[Nicholas]

Two Arabs boarded a flight out of London . One took a window seat and the other sat next to him in the middle seat. Just before takeoff, an Army Ranger sat down in the aisle seat. After takeoff, the Ranger kicked his shoes off, wiggled his toes and was settling in when the Arab in the window seat said, "I need to get up and get a coke."

"Don't get up," said the Ranger, "I'm in the aisle seat, "I'll get it for you." As soon as he left, one of the Arabs picked up the Ranger's shoe and spat in it. When the Ranger returned with the coke, the other Arab said, "That looks good, I'd really like one, too." Again, the Ranger obligingly went to fetch it.
While he was gone the other Arab picked up the Ranger's other shoe and spat in it. When the Ranger returned, they all sat back and enjoyed the flight.
As the plane was landing, the Ranger slipped his feet into his shoes and knew immediately what had happened.
"Why does it have to be this way?" he asked. "How long must this go on ?
This fighting between our nations?
This hatred?
This animosity?
This spitting in shoes and peeing in cokes?"

THE RANGERS WILL ALWAYS WIN.

Got this in e-mail, but it made me laugh a bit.

[bman3k]

I easily saw that coming and it wasn't even very funny in the end

[Nicholas]

Damn, I pulled a Joey on that joke, didn't I?

[Mrmakee]

I thought it was ok.6/10

[Conscience]

Meh. 5/10

[Chooch-182]

8/10. pretty good

[Vermillion]

5/10. Not bad

[Tubby_23]

4/10 it was alright.

[Freakout]

He could tell that they spat in his shoes, but they couldn't tell that he pissed in their drinks?

[Flip-Hkd]

I didn't even realize the pissing in the coke part till you mentioned it, they need better wording, or maybe it was just me

[Nicholas]

Meh, like I said, I got it from a friend via e-mail.

[modi25]

Seriously i didnt notice it either. I Was like WTF? then, ooooooooooooooooooooooh... That's not funny.