Boat

[Air Head]

There were these twins, Jim and John. Jim was the owner of an old dilapidated boat. It just so happened that John's wife died the same day Jim's boat sank.

A few days later, a kindly old woman saw Jim and mistaking him for John said "I'm sorry to hear about your loss. You must feel terrible."

Jim, thinking she was talking about his boat said "Fact is I'm sort of glad to be rid of her. She was a rotten old thing from the beginning. Her bottoms was all shriveled up and she smelled like an old dead fish. She was always losing her water, she had a bad crack in the back and a pretty big hole in the front too. Every time I used her, the hole got bigger and she leaked like crazy.

I guess what finally finished her off was when I rented her to these four guys looking for a good time. I warned them she wasn't very good, but they wanted to use her anyhow. The fools all tried to get in her at once and she split right up the middle"

The old woman fainted.

[Conscience]

Awesome!
9/10

[Panzer]

heh, got a chuckle 7/10

[Velocity]

Haha that was actually decent.

[Vermillion]

That was great. 10/10

[bman3k]

Pretty good 8/10

[FalconZero]

Got a good chuckle out of me.

8/10

[Tubby_23]

Very good 9.5/10

[Typhon]

Heh... 8/10

[Shoryuken]

Wasn't there a joke posted like this earlier? Except it was with a photographer being mistaken as a surrogate father. Same thing. Except this one is a little better.

7/10

[Mrmakee]

Yeah some photographer one was posted before, kinda similar, but this ones way better 8/10.

[Arch Ang3l]

Its actually pretty old for me.
<.<
But Ill give it the rating of when I first heard it, which would be around 7/10

[deanlad]

lol`d a lot at this

[Cody.]

Ha! This helped to brighten my day. That's funny.

9/10