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Old December 9th, 2007, 01:47 PM   #1: [T] [P]
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Things you don't want to hear during surgery
Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.

Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness.

Bo! Bo! Come back with that. Bad dog!

Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?

Hand me that... uh... that uh... that thingy there.

Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived from 500 ml of this stuff before?

There go the lights again.

Ya know, there's big money in kidneys? This guy's got two of 'em.

Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens!

Could you stop that thing from beating? It's throwing off my concentration.

I hate it when they're missing stuff in here.

That's cool. Now can you make his leg twitch by pressing that one?

Well folks, this will be an experiment for all of us.

Sterile schmerile. The floor's clean, right?

OK, now take a picture from this angle.

This is truly a freak of nature.

Uh oh. This patient has had their three kids already, right?

Nurse, isn't this the patient who signed an organ donation card?

Don't worry. I think it is sharp enough.

What do you mean "You want a divorce?!?"

FIRE! FIRE! Everyone get out!

Oh no! Page 47 of the manual is missing!

 
Old December 9th, 2007, 02:20 PM   #2: [T] [P]
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I'd be more concerned about being able to hear those things if I was in surgery.

But that's just me.
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Old December 9th, 2007, 02:49 PM   #3: [T] [P]
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They were good. 6.5/10

 
Old December 9th, 2007, 02:51 PM   #4: [T] [P]
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I got a couple laughs out of them... not too bad...
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Old December 9th, 2007, 03:14 PM   #5: [T] [P]
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I'd be more concerned about being able to hear those things if I was in surgery.

But that's just me.
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Old December 9th, 2007, 05:35 PM   #6: [T] [P]
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4/10 but I'm really tired at the moment so i cant laugh

 
Old December 9th, 2007, 07:32 PM   #7: [T] [P]
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They were OK 5/10
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Old December 9th, 2007, 08:39 PM   #8: [T] [P]
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the first one was really funny
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Old December 9th, 2007, 09:50 PM   #9: [T] [P]
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They were 7/10's for me, but yeah, I'd be worried if I heard anything at all if I was in surgery, too.

 
Old January 3rd, 2008, 08:12 PM   #10: [T] [P]
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the one about the contacts was nice...overall i'd say 8/10

 
Old January 6th, 2008, 10:17 AM   #11: [T] [P]
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Old January 6th, 2008, 06:15 PM   #12: [T] [P]
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FIRE! FIRE! EVERY ONE GET OUT!

ohsh*t. *gets up, and runs, whilist getting chased by a nurse saying there is no fire*
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Old January 10th, 2008, 12:15 AM   #13: [T] [P]
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3rd last one was best.
7/10 overall
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Old January 20th, 2008, 09:31 PM   #14: [T] [P]
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these were pretty good, some I didn't get, some were okay, and a couple made me laugh my head off. 8.5/10
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Old January 20th, 2008, 09:44 PM   #15: [T] [P]
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lol it was a suddle laugh uhh like a 6/10

 
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