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Old December 9th, 2007, 01:24 AM   #1: [T] [P]
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Funny Blonde Joke

A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking.

After becoming very frustrated with the “no haggle” attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde shouted, “Maybe I’ll just go out and catch my own alligator so I can get a pair of shoes at a reasonable price!”

The shopkeeper said, “By all means, be my guest. Maybe you’ll luck out and catch yourself a big one!” Determined, the blonde turned and headed for the swamps, set on catching herself an alligator.

Later in the day, the shopkeeper was driving home, when he spotted the young woman standing waist deep in the water, shotgun in hand. Just then, he saw a huge 9-foot alligator swimming quickly toward her. She took aim, killed the creature, and with a great deal of effort hauled it on to the swamp bank. Lying nearby were several more of the dead creatures. The shopkeeper watched in amazement. Just then the blonde flipped the alligator on its back, and frustrated, shouts out, “Damn it, this one isn’t wearing any shoes either!”
 
 

 
Old December 9th, 2007, 01:40 AM   #2: [T] [P]
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Meh... I will say quite an improvement over the previous dribble you forced upon us...

5/10
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Old December 9th, 2007, 07:22 AM   #3: [T] [P]
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So how long did it take you to find this one in the dead threads? I've seen it on here before no ttoo long ago.

 
Old December 9th, 2007, 12:46 PM   #4: [T] [P]
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As have I. I stick by my advice, though.

 
Old December 9th, 2007, 01:02 PM   #5: [T] [P]
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So how long did it take you to find this one in the dead threads? I've seen it on here before no ttoo long ago.

Hey, it's legible and moderately entertaining... I'm not too concerned how old it is... it's a great improvement over the previous dribble...
  But when Zeus had driven the Titans from heaven,
mother Earth bare her youngest child Typhoeus of the love of
Tartarus, by the aid of golden Aphrodite. —Hesiod, Theogony 820-822.
 

 
Old December 9th, 2007, 02:47 PM   #6: [T] [P]
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Guessed what was coming and didn't like it.

 
Old December 9th, 2007, 03:17 PM   #7: [T] [P]
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Old December 9th, 2007, 07:40 PM   #8: [T] [P]
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