A few blond jokes.

[Miss Understood]

I'm not trying to be mean in any way! I would say a random name like Joe Bob, but with all the stereotypes out there these days, they're not funny unless you say "blond". Here goes.

One day, a blond goes into WalMart and walks through the Entertainment section. She sees something she likes. She walks up to the attendant and says, "How much is this TV? I'd like to buy it."

The attendant says, "Sorry, we don't sell to blonds."

So, the blond leaves WalMart. She puts a brunette wig on and walks back into WalMart. She walks back to the attendant and says, "How much is this TV? I'd like to buy it."

Again, the attendant says, "Sorry, we don't sell to blonds."

So, the blond leave WalMart, puts a redhead wig on, and walks back in. She goes back to the attendant and says, "How much is this TV? I'd really like to buy it."

Again, the attendant says, "Sorry, we don't sell to blonds."

By then, she is very mad and annoyed. She throws off the wig and says, "Why won't you sell me this TV? How did you know I was a blond!?"

The attendant says, "This is a microwave."

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If a blond and a brunnette that weigh exactly the same fall out of a plane at exasctly the same time, which will land first?

Answer: The brunette, because the blond has to stop and ask directions.

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There are two islands on the pacific island that are exactly 100 miles apart. One one island, a blond, a brunnette and a redhead are all trying to swim from one island to the other.

The redhead swims 15 miles, then drowns.

The brunnette swims 25 miles, then drowns.

The blond swims 50 miles, freaks out, then swims back.

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What do ya think? did I get any chuckles?

[Freakout]

'fraid not, they're both extremely old.

Points for trying and not failing utterly, though.

[Typhon]

It wasn't painful to read... but ultimately, the blond joke genre has been over done... someone needs to make up some new ones...

[Mrmakee]

I thought they were ok, never heard any cept the last one which i hate. 5/10

[Mharll]

I knew them all. The last sounds better if you forget the numbers, as in: "The blonde swims half way, then freaks out and swims back."

[Vermillion]

Heard them all before.

[Tubby_23]

I had all 3 before, I don't find blonde jokes that funny anymore as they have been used to much.
2/10

[CDink]

cheesy but still funy, 5/7