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Old December 7th, 2007, 05:24 PM   #1: [T] [P]
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Three Sinners

Three men die and go to Hell. All three men ask if they can have a second chance. The devil decides to give all three of them a chance but if they commit the same sins as they did in their previous life, they will go straight back to Hell. The first man can never drink alcohol again. The second man can never smoke another cigarette. The third man can never have sex with another man. Back on earth, all three men stop at a bar. The first man orders a drink and as soon as he takes a sip, "Poof," he disappears. Suprised, the two men that are left run out of the bar. While walking, the second man sees a lit cigarrette on the ground and stops to pick it up. As soon as he bends down to pick it up, "Poof," they both disappear.
 
 

 
Old December 7th, 2007, 06:08 PM   #2: [T] [P]
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wow, that was the best of your jokes and it still sucked horribly
 
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Old December 7th, 2007, 09:47 PM   #3: [T] [P]
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...A tiny bit better...

0.5/10
   

 
Old December 7th, 2007, 10:00 PM   #4: [T] [P]
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My rating stands at:
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Could be better.

 
Old December 7th, 2007, 10:48 PM   #5: [T] [P]
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I could imagine this being funny, if your post was a bit more competent.

 
 

 
Old December 7th, 2007, 11:07 PM   #6: [T] [P]
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It has potential, but it could've been worded a lot better. 2/10
 
 

 
Old December 8th, 2007, 08:54 AM   #7: [T] [P]
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Didn't like it but it was the best you've posted so far.

 
Old December 9th, 2007, 07:34 AM   #8: [T] [P]
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Made me chuckle then kinda put a weird look on my face becuase i realised it was lame 3/10

 
Old December 9th, 2007, 08:29 AM   #9: [T] [P]
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Well it was better than the others so 0.001/10

At least you didn't get Cartman
 
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Old December 14th, 2007, 05:46 PM   #10: [T] [P]
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that sucked
  You are young and so am I
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I feel like heaven when we touch
I guess to me this is enough

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Old December 14th, 2007, 06:36 PM   #11: [T] [P]
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Best you have posted so far. But it is still poor.

0.7/10
 
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