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December 7th, 2007, 12:10 AM
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A Woman, A Baby, and A Castle
Once upon a time, in a far away land, there lived a widow that lived in an inherited castle. She thought that every castle should have a name, but she had no idea what to name it. On top of that, she was about to have a baby and she needed to think of a name for it as well. She decided that the first thing she saw would be the name of her baby. She looked up and saw a crack in the wall. She decided to name her future baby Crack. She also got the idea that the first thing she heard when she went grocery shopping would be the name of her castle. In the store, she heard a man call another man a hairy butt, so she named here castle Hairy Butt. A year later, the woman woke from her sleep and felt something was wrong. She looked in the crib and saw the baby was missing. After hours of searching, she called the police.
The policeman said, "What is the matter m'am?" The lady replied, "I looked all over my Hairy Butt and I couldn't find my precious Crack." |
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December 7th, 2007, 07:01 AM
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-100000000/10
i do hope you know that you have to be at LEAST 13 to get on, do you?
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December 7th, 2007, 09:15 AM
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Now with less red!
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...
 That was horrific.
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December 7th, 2007, 09:58 AM
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Stop... please...
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December 7th, 2007, 10:38 PM
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The Goddamn Batman.
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I kinda feel bad about this; like it's my fault jokes like these keep getting posted. They're just so unrelentingly bad! It's a shame I can't stop them
 
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December 7th, 2007, 10:47 PM
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GameWinners' resident faceache
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Wow, I think my eyes just burst by reading that... Does someone know first aid?... please?...
So yeah, my rating is: -infinate/10. Even more of an eyesore than I am. Now that's pretty bad! |
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January 5th, 2008, 04:31 PM
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The Goddamn Batman.
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Could you please stop posting in topics that have been dead for around a month? It's typically against the rules. You can tell if a topic has been dead if the last post was made in early early December.
I'm not even going to log a caution into your usernotes this time, but please, knock it off. |
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sake that is so boring
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