3 Country Brothers

[joey_zmk]

Three very country brothers decided to go walking through the woods to reach a carnival in town. There names were Poop, Manners, and Shutup. About ten minutes into the walk, Poop falls into a massive pit. Manners stays there to try and dig him out while Shutup runs off to find help. Finally out of the woods, Shutup finds a guard near the carnival.
"Hey, guard, my friends is back there and they needs some help."
The guard replies, "Hey boy, what is your name?"
"Shutup."
"Excuse me!"
"I says Shutup."
"Where is your manners boy?"
Shutup answers, "Back in dem woods diggin up Poop."

[Typhon]

*sigh*

You need to stop taking jokes from the local elementary schools...


0/10

[Nicholas]

You need to stop taking jokes from the local elementary schools...

Possibly related to king jazz?

Fail.

[Major Isoor]

You still gotta give him some credit for going to all the effort of writing it down, so yeah, 2/10, but it's still a fail, or rather, iFail! (which is better, my joke or his? )

[Panzer]

Originally Posted by Major Isoor

You still gotta give him some credit for going to all the effort of writing it down, so yeah, 2/10, but it's still a fail, or rather, iFail! (which is better, my joke or his? )

WHAT!?!?!! i think he didn't even write it down he just copied and pasted it from an email with his 4yrold cousin. i seriously think this is kingjazza again

0/10 FAIL

[Mharll]

How about you just dig through this forum's archive for jokes that got high ratings. You'll still get hate but maybe at least one person won't have seen it before, and it's gotta be better than choosing jokes of your taste.

[Velocity]

What ever happened to the Jokes & Riddles forum that had good jokes and riddles in it?

[Vermillion]

Another fail on your behalf. I am also beginning to think that this is Kingdazza.

[Austin.]

Yea can someone do an IP check? Kingjazza posted about 10 threads in here a day, aswell is this guy.
That joke wasn't even close to funny, sorry though.
0/10

[Freakout]

I already did an IP check. This guy does have an alt, but it's not kingjazza. Most likely his brother/sister/dog.

And Mharll, this joke wasn't even given good ratings, ever.

[FalconZero]

That was really bad. Velocity, that place disappeared ages ago. Back when I stopped posting jokes.

[Mharll]

I didn't say it did. I was recommending he dig well-rated jokes from the archives rather than posting ones he finds funny. I'd rather read an old joke twice than a joey_zmk joke once.

[Mrmakee]

Oh some of the ones hes posted are just passable, this one is just horrible though, so childish last time i heard it was primary school (dunno what primary school its in other countries so its kindergarten to year 6)