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Old December 6th, 2007, 12:45 AM   #1: [T] [P]
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The Best Mario Joke Ever

What kind of pants does Mario where?
DenimDenimDenim

If you thought reading this joke wasted 3 seconds of your life, then go ahead and waste a couple minutes of your precious life to tell me about it. (that was a joke too)
 
 

 
Old December 6th, 2007, 07:23 AM   #2: [T] [P]
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Ok, please explain. Was that some kind of a noise that mario makes like when he jumps or something?

At the moment its at 0/10

This didnt waste mintues merely seconds

 
Old December 6th, 2007, 07:57 AM   #3: [T] [P]
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0/10

i think this is king jazza in disguise.....
 
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Old December 6th, 2007, 10:46 AM   #4: [T] [P]
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0/10. Just a fail in my book.

 
Old December 6th, 2007, 12:04 PM   #5: [T] [P]
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Contrary to your belief, this is not the best Mario joke ever.

Sorry.
 
What's black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white?

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Old December 6th, 2007, 01:50 PM   #6: [T] [P]
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Cute. 6/10.

 
Old December 6th, 2007, 04:02 PM   #7: [T] [P]
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Cute. 6/10
Pleae tell me you're kidding.

This was of course the worst joke I've ever seen...FAIL

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i think this is king jazza in disguise
Run for the hills.
   

 
Old December 6th, 2007, 08:00 PM   #8: [T] [P]
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Run for the hills.
But the hills have eyes...
But for the joke, I say 0/10. Which pretty much is a failure on a test.
 
 

 
Old December 6th, 2007, 08:35 PM   #9: [T] [P]
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0/10

i think this is king jazza in disguise.....
Just ran an IP check. He's not, according to it.

I don't even get it, though that it not an invitation to explain it to me since it'd be a waste anyway.
 
 

 
Old December 6th, 2007, 10:07 PM   #10: [T] [P]
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Ok, I'm not even gonna say what I rate this one, but yeah, an explination might be nice to turn the "-" in front of the score into a "+".

By the way, Mario wears overalls, not pants.

 
Old December 6th, 2007, 11:06 PM   #11: [T] [P]
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for those who want to know, DenimDenimDenim sounds like part of a familiar theme song on the original Mario game. you can listen here.
h t t p ://youtube.com/watch?v=JHz8bnoGtPQ
since everyone gave me such motivating comments, ill be sure to keep them coming!
 
 

 
Old December 6th, 2007, 11:25 PM   #12: [T] [P]
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since everyone gave me such motivating comments, ill be sure to keep them coming!
Oh God, this forum is going to die...again.
   

 
Old December 6th, 2007, 11:27 PM   #13: [T] [P]
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for those who want to know, DenimDenimDenim sounds like part of a familiar theme song on the original Mario game. you can listen here.
That's why jokes that sound better spoken should not be shared on a text-only forum.
 
What's black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white?

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Old December 7th, 2007, 10:42 AM   #14: [T] [P]
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I enjoyed it largely because I'm the only person here Mario-obsessed enough to get it in text form. Makes me feel all warm inside.

ultamayte marrio fanboi woooooooo *smilies*

 
Old December 8th, 2007, 11:48 AM   #15: [T] [P]
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that was the worst joke i've ever heard

 
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