Apple Joke

[Chooch-182]

One day a man walks into a laboratory and sees a nice big juicy apple on the table. He notices that it looks very good and wants to eat it. The scientist comes in the room and says, "Take a bite." The man takes a bite and it tastes like a grape. The professor then says, "Turn it over." So the man does and it tastes like an orange, he keeps turning it over and over and it tastes like all these different fruits. Then the man says, "Hey can you make me an apple that tastes like a woman?" The scientist says okay and tells him to come back in a day. When the man comes back the next day he sees the apple that the scientist made him and takes a bite. "Ew this tastes like ass." said the man. Then the scientist said, "Turn it over."

[Velocity]

Old... I heard it before as a businessman walking past a peach vendor.

[Draxis]

Um... Ok. Not the best, but Ok.

2/10

[Nicholas]

...I did not understand this...at all.

[Velocity]

'Cause it wasn't told right. Here's the version I heard...

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A businessman is walking down the street when he passes a fruit stand selling nothing but peaches. The man finds this unusual and goes over to the vendor. He asks the vendor, "Sir, why are you selling nothing but peaches? Shouldn't you have all kinds of fruits instead of just one?"

The vendor replied, "Ay sir but these aren't just regular peaches. They're very special peaches - these peaches all have different tastes, whatever you could imagine!"

The businessman, skeptical, says, "I don't believe you."

Smiling, the vendor pulls out a peach and gives it to the businessman. "Here, try this one. I can guarantee you that it tastes like a peanut butter and jelly sandwich." The businessman takes it and takes a bite, but only tastes peanut butter. Surprised, his eyes widen, but then he smirks.

"Only peanut butter, you old fool," he scoffs. "Where's the jelly?"

"Turn it over."

The businessman turns it over, still expecting to taste peanut butter. He bites into it... and tastes jelly. After chewing and nodding his head, the businessman commends the vendor. "Well done, vendor, you got me. Now, this could just be a trick still, so do you have a 'peach' that tastes like Reese's?"

The vendor nods, smiles, and produces another peach, taken from the same place as the first one. "I just so happen to have one right here." Still a bit skeptical, the businessman takes a bite of one side. Nothing, again, but peanut butter. He shakes his head.

"Peanut butter again. What is this? Are they all peanut butter and jelly?"

The vendor shakes his head. "Turn it over!" The man turns the peach over and takes a bite. Nothing but chocolate. The businessman nods slowly, as the answer again came to him.

"Sir, you are a genius. If you partner with me we could make millions of dollars with these peaches of yours. However, there is still one I must ask of you to be sure that you have peaches that can be truly any flavor. Do you have a peach whose taste is that of a woman?"

The vendor laughs. "I happen to have just one of those." He looks around at the peaches and finds it. "Ah, here it is." The vendor gives it to the businessman, smiling slightly. The businessman takes a bite... and promptly spits it out.

"This tastes like nothing but an ass!!"

The vendor, grinning broadly, replies, "Turn it over."

[Tubby_23]

It makes more sense now but it still isn't that funny.

4.5/10

[Nicholas]

Even though Velocity is an ass when it comes to ranking jokes (Just kidding), his version is so much better to understand. Never heard it, but funny.

8/10, 4.5/5

[Velocity]

Originally Posted by Nicholas

Even though Velocity is an ass when it comes to ranking jokes (Just kidding), his version is so much better to understand. Never heard it, but funny.

8/10, 4.5/5

Kidding or not I'd watch the subtle (or not-so-subtle) trolls/flames...

Also, 4.5/5 = 9/10 ≠ 8/10

[Nicholas]

Also, 4.5/5 = 9/10 ≠ 8/10

*Thinks out the difficult Math process that my addled mind can barely understand, then huddles in the corner in shame.*

[Vermillion]

Heard it before. 3/10

[Pochitos]

hmmm...not that good
5/10

[Mrmakee]

Yeah not that good 3/10

[RockstarHitman]

I've heard it before, but it's still kinda funny- 7/10.