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Old November 27th, 2007, 12:26 AM   #1: [T] [P]
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Grabs!!!!!

here is a quote which i found quite funny when my friend said it

after falling off her bed my friends 6 year old sister was wrestling with my friend... she started to cry and their mother came in, she stated "WHAT HAPPENED???!!!???" thinking up a lie my friend said "me and my sister were just playing whe...." "what were you playing???" "it doesnt matter sh..." "it does matter what were you playing????" "um... grabs mum and she fell off the bed!"

omfg wot typa guy is he lol grabs with a lil girl rofl

 
Old November 27th, 2007, 01:08 AM   #2: [T] [P]
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Old November 27th, 2007, 01:33 AM   #3: [T] [P]
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What's grabs?
 
 

 
Old November 27th, 2007, 07:57 AM   #4: [T] [P]
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once i finished with velocity's method, i quickly tried to rewrite your joke B UT WAS CONFUSED AGAIN
 
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Old November 27th, 2007, 12:22 PM   #5: [T] [P]
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That doesn't make sense. An expanation to what grabs is would be great.

 
Old November 27th, 2007, 05:56 PM   #6: [T] [P]
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grabs as in groin grabs lol i knew you wouldny find it funny, oh well i cacked myself lol

 
Old November 28th, 2007, 11:43 AM   #7: [T] [P]
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grabs as in groin grabs lol i knew you wouldny find it funny, oh well i cacked myself lol
WTF are you rambling about? This joke was crap.

It doesn't deserve a fail, so...


-10/10 (That's a negative, by the way. Technically, this is worse than fail, IMO.)
   

 
Old November 29th, 2007, 01:05 AM   #8: [T] [P]
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That joke sucked so bad I think we are all dumber having read it.
 
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Old November 29th, 2007, 04:57 AM   #9: [T] [P]
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You know Jokes and Riddles died AGES ago. The worst part about it now is that not only are the jokes posted god aweful, the comments following them are even older and more of an embarrassing try at humour.

Which makes it all even sadder. This forum should have been deleted ages ago so that it would have had a respectable ending at least.

 
Old November 29th, 2007, 03:17 PM   #10: [T] [P]
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grabs as in groin grabs lol i knew you wouldny find it funny, oh well i cacked myself lol
Wow, you have a crap sense of humor and are trying way to hard.

 
Old November 29th, 2007, 04:07 PM   #11: [T] [P]
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Originally Posted by Gnome Lover
You know Jokes and Riddles died AGES ago. The worst part about it now is that not only are the jokes posted god aweful, the comments following them are even older and more of an embarrassing try at humour.

Which makes it all even sadder. This forum should have been deleted ages ago so that it would have had a respectable ending at least.
Nah, recently we've gotten some pretty good ones (farmer in hell, why I fired my secretary etc.). But I agree that most are pretty bad ones.
 
 

 
Old November 29th, 2007, 06:04 PM   #12: [T] [P]
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WTF does all that mean? 0/10.
 
 

 
Old November 30th, 2007, 03:42 AM   #13: [T] [P]
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Which makes it all even sadder. This forum should have been deleted ages ago so that it would have had a respectable ending at least.
Are you having a go at me because that wasn't an attempt at humour that was the truth.
 
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Old November 30th, 2007, 04:45 AM   #14: [T] [P]
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Are you having a go at me because that wasn't an attempt at humour that was the truth.
No he's saying that this forum is no good anymore, and every joke posted on here is bad. So in a way he was attcking you, but he was also attacking everyone else whos posted a joke here.

And whern you say you had an attemt at humour, you were correct, it was an attempt and it failed miserably. Most people don't get very good feedback, so don't get personal about it.

 
Old November 30th, 2007, 06:32 AM   #15: [T] [P]
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