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Old November 20th, 2007, 10:50 AM   #1: [T] [P]
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a really funny joke
one day Jeeves was sitting on his couch. a little boy came up to him and said "Jeeves can i ask you a question?" Jeeves looked strange, wondering why the boy came up to him. He said no to the boy. Next, a woman comes up to Jeeves and asks if she can ask him a question too. Jeeves, looking a little annoyed tells the woman no. Next a man comes up to Jeeves and asks him if he can ask him a question. Jeeves is furious now and says, "WHY IS EVERYONE ASKING ME QUESTIONS?" The man replies: "Because this is AskJeeves.com"
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Old November 20th, 2007, 04:02 PM   #2: [T] [P]
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That was terrible.

 
Old November 20th, 2007, 04:42 PM   #3: [T] [P]
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i havta agree ive found dog poo on da street funnier

 
Old November 20th, 2007, 04:50 PM   #4: [T] [P]
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i wish i could go 5 seconds back before i read this joke and jab out my eyes with a letter opener just so that I wouldn't have to read that
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Old November 20th, 2007, 10:43 PM   #5: [T] [P]
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Wow, that's even worse than a
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Old November 21st, 2007, 06:27 AM   #6: [T] [P]
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That was actually sooooo lame, made me laugh. It's still horrible.

 
Old November 21st, 2007, 07:58 AM   #7: [T] [P]
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haha. i thought that the joke was so stupid that it was funny.
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Old November 21st, 2007, 09:10 AM   #8: [T] [P]
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I don't get it.

Well I'm HOPING I didn't get it.

 
Old November 21st, 2007, 02:37 PM   #9: [T] [P]
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Originally Posted by Gnome Lover
I don't get it.

Well I'm HOPING I didn't get it.
there's a website that is called ask.com. well it used to be called askjeeves.com. the people are asking jeeves questions, because its askjeeves.com. get it now?
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Old November 22nd, 2007, 10:27 AM   #10: [T] [P]
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Firstly, you made that up yourself. Secondly, you knew it was the worst joke ever conceived. Thirdly, you spread it to the world anyway.

You are not human.

 
Old November 22nd, 2007, 12:33 PM   #11: [T] [P]
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MY EYES ARE BLEEDING FROM READING THAT PIECE OF ****.

 
Old November 22nd, 2007, 09:10 PM   #12: [T] [P]
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Firstly, you made that up yourself. Secondly, you knew it was the worst joke ever conceived. Thirdly, you spread it to the world anyway.

You are not human.
i didn't make it up.
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And, this is wrong but who am I to judge
I feel like heaven when we touch
I guess to me this is enough

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Old November 22nd, 2007, 09:40 PM   #13: [T] [P]
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Originally Posted by Chooch.
i didn't make it up.

You obviously did and you should go kill yourself for making up such a god awful joke

 
Old November 23rd, 2007, 06:43 AM   #14: [T] [P]
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/blink
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That wasn't very good. Better luck next time.
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Old November 23rd, 2007, 10:43 AM   #15: [T] [P]
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That...was...BAAAAAAAAAAAD. I'm pretty sure Jeeves knows why people ask him questions...because it's a friggen website.PLUS!!!!! He doesn't exist...most likely.So I rate it:

0/10
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