Bad Jeeves!

[Arch Ang3l]

A wealthy couple had planned to go out for the evening. The woman of the house decided to give their butler, Jeeves, the rest of the night off. She said they would be home very late, and that he should just enjoy his evening.
As it turned out, however, the wife wasn’t having a good time at the party, so she came home early, alone. Her husband had to stay there, as several of his important clients were there.
As the woman walked into her house, she saw Jeeves sitting by himself in the dinning room. She called for him to follow her, and led him into the master bedroom. She looked at him and smiled. “Jeeves,” she said. “Take off my dress.”
He did this carefully.
“Jeeves,” she continued. “Take off my stockings and garter.”
He silently obeyed her.
“Jeeves,” she then said. “Remove my bra and panties."
As he did this, the tension continued to mount.
She then said, “Jeeves, if I ever catch you wearing my clothes again, you’re fired!” (And what was YOUR dirty mind thinking!)

Since I cant edit, and I found another, and I dont wanna post another thread, I shall post it here.
I do hope this is ok with you mods.


An extremely unattractive and mean looking woman walks into Walmart with her 2 kids. She is greeted with a welcome from a male staff member who cheerfully says, "Hello ma'am, I hope you re having a great morning, welcome to Walmart!"
The somewhat manly and butchy woman replies "I'm not in the mood for any of your cheery bull****. Just tell me where the damn lawn fertilizer is."
The staff member taken by surprise by the woman's sour demeanour replies, " Down this aisle to your left, past the lawn mowers." He then adds, "Are your children twins?"
"No you mindless idiot, the boy is 9 and the girl is 7" replies the woman. "Do they look like they're twins?" she growls.
"No, they don't ... I just can't believe you've been f*cked twice" he said.

[Crazy Jamie]

The first one is somewhat old, but funny.

I really like the second one.

[FalconZero]

First one was clever, hadn't seen it before. 7.5/10

Second one was heartless and cruel. I LOVE IT! 9/10

Overall:

[Azthris]

Yeah I liked the second one. As Jamie said, the first is old, buts its still funny.

[Mike!]

Unlike most people in this thread, I haven't heard the first one. And, it was damned funny. Second was better. But both jokes were great!

[Velocity]

1st one: Decent, hadn't heard it before.

2nd one: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Man if I was in that situation I would've been thinking the same thing.

[bman3k]

I've never heard either and liked both, 9/10

[Major Isoor]

Yeah, the first one was good, and I haven't heard it before (or seen it in this case) and the second one was even better! 8.8/10

[Mrmakee]

Loved the second one! 10/10

First one was ok.

[Tubby_23]

They both were pretty good, I hadn't heard the first one though.

1st Joke: 7.5/10
2nd Joke: 9.5/10

[Mharll]

Both are good stuff 8.5/10

[Freakout]

First one is vaguely old, but the second one was good.

[Spiner202]

I've never heard either, the first one was good but the second one = win.

[KingJazzaD12]

lol i like dirty jokes 7.2/10 overall

[Vermillion]

1) 7/10

2) 7/10