Little Johnny...

[Nicholas]

A grade school teacher in West Va. asked her students to use the word"fascinate" in a sentence.

Molly put up her hand and said, "My family went to my granddad's farm, and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating." The teacher said,"That was good, but I wanted you to use the word "fascinate, not fascinating".

Sally raised her hand, and when the teacher called upon her she said, "My family went to see Rock City and I was fascinated." The teacher said, "Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word "fascinate."

Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because she had been burned by Little Johnny before. She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word "fascinate", so she called on him.

Johnny said, "My aunt Gina has a sweater with ten buttons, but her tits are so big she can only fasten eight."

The teacher sat down and cried

[Day Man]

haha, I liked

[neorics]

LMFAO!!!

that is a good one...

[Mrmakee]

Its allright I guess. The two girls putting up their hands seemed pretty pointless. Still, 7/10.

[Vermillion]

Thats a good one. Never heard it before.

[Austin.]

Man that was pretty funny. Real funny. I'll have to remember that one.
reps for such a good joke.

[DarthKrauser]

Very good,but I saw it as a redneck joke.10/10

[Major Isoor]

Yeah, that was a pretty good joke! 7/10

[bman3k]

Good one 8/10

[Azthris]

I've seen that, thats pretty funny.

[Velocity]

Sounds like something from Blue Collar Comedy...

[Mharll]

Worth a smile, and pretty obscure 7/10

[KingJazzaD12]

4.5/10

lol not dat funny but i liked how da teacher cried

[Chooch-182]

lol 15/10

[KingJazzaD12]

drug addict!!!!

its not 150% thats impossible unless making a profit or something