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Old November 12th, 2007, 07:27 AM   #1: [T] [P]
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Meh just for lols

K so there are 3 men in a POW camp. The leader comes in to the torture room where the men are. He says "O.K. Americanos whatever your dad does for a living we will do to your dic*. The first man is jittery and scared. The camp leader says "So what does your dad do." THe American answers that his dad is a butcher so they cut it off. The next American is a little frightened, but thinks he has the upper hand. "So American what does your dad do. "I have no father and my mom doesn't work." Well does your mom have any hobbies. The American says that she sows. They use a sowing machine on his dic*. The last man is smoking a cigarrete and looks like Joe Cool. So American what does your dad do. The man whips it out and says my dad was a tootsie roll taster now taste this.

pretty funny. My uncle told me this one and he said he made it up.....
I doubt it.
 
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Old November 12th, 2007, 09:36 AM   #2: [T] [P]
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Probably better when told, not typed. I'll give it that benefit of the doubt. Otherwise, no lols here.
 
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Old November 12th, 2007, 10:12 AM   #3: [T] [P]
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hahaha

that's a good one... thanks for sharing

 
Old November 12th, 2007, 01:41 PM   #4: [T] [P]
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Not bad but not great either.

 
Old November 12th, 2007, 04:07 PM   #5: [T] [P]
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Yea I know I said it was meh so that is what it delivered
 
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Old November 12th, 2007, 04:10 PM   #6: [T] [P]
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No lols.

 
 

 
Old November 12th, 2007, 06:09 PM   #7: [T] [P]
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Meh, like the title says
 
 

 
Old November 13th, 2007, 09:50 PM   #8: [T] [P]
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I was not expecting it, but it didn't get a chuckle out of me.

 
Old November 14th, 2007, 01:55 AM   #9: [T] [P]
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It made me and some of my friends cuckle. Also led up to jokes later on.

 
Old November 17th, 2007, 02:23 PM   #10: [T] [P]
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Old November 17th, 2007, 06:54 PM   #11: [T] [P]
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Pretty good, it gave me a inside chuckle. 9/10
 
 

 
Old November 18th, 2007, 01:50 AM   #12: [T] [P]
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K so there are 3 men in a POW camp. The leader comes in to the torture room where the men are. He says "O.K. Americanos whatever your dad does for a living we will do to your dic*. The first man is jittery and scared. The camp leader says "So what does your dad do." THe American answers that his dad is a butcher so they cut it off. The next American is a little frightened, but thinks he has the upper hand. "So American what does your dad do. "I have no father and my mom doesn't work." Well does your mom have any hobbies. The American says that she sows. They use a sowing machine on his dic*. The last man is smoking a cigarrete and looks like Joe Cool. So American what does your dad do. The man whips it out and says my dad was a tootsie roll taster now taste this.

pretty funny. My uncle told me this one and he said he made it up.....
I doubt it.
Ha ha! That was pretty good! But yeah, as Velocity said, it WOULD've been better said, but hey, what wouldn't!

 
Old November 18th, 2007, 01:53 AM   #13: [T] [P]
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Oh, right:

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Three and a half out of five thumbs up!

 
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