Just some army joke I thought up of...

[The_Game_Master]

knowing my luck it's prolly already been thought of... but...

A squad of marines finally capture a terrorist. The Squad leader says, "If he moves a muscle, fire at will." The terrorist moves and one of the marines get's shot and dies. The terrorist get's away, then the leader asks, "Why did you all shoot him?!" They all replied "His name was Will."

[Freakout]

We use that joke all the time at my house, along with "I didn't want to be called Sargent Sargent, Sargent".

[Velocity]

...do you know how old that line is? Dear Lord.

[Vermillion]

One of the oldest out there

[FalconZero]

It is very old. Heard it last when watching Talespin while babysitting my cousin.

[Mrmakee]

Oh yeah, because it is old it isn't funny.

I've heard it, yet it was still funny for me.

[Migraine.]

BUZZER!

I'm sorry, you lose! Please try again next time on the Gamewinners Joke Show!

[DarthKrauser]

1/10.Good chuckle,but failed.Thank God your name is'nt The_Joke_Master

[New Halo Chief]

Never heard of it but it's not funny

[neorics]

it's ok but it could be presented much better... it seemed so dead...