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Old October 23rd, 2007, 08:53 PM   #1: [T] [P]
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Too soon still?

In West Australia, born and raised.
In the ocean, that's where I spent most of my days.
Chillin out, maxin; relaxin all cool,
stroking some stingrays inside the pool.
When a couple of crocs who were up to no good,
started making trouble in Australia Zoo.
I got one little sting, and Terri got scared;
"you're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air"...
I whistled for a boat and when it came near,
the licence plate said fresh and had dice in the mirror.
If anything, I'd say that this boat was rare,
but I said man forget it, yo captain to Bel Air.
I pulled up to the docks about seven or eight
and I yelled to the captain yo holmes smell ya later.
Looked at the sting ray
he had beaten me there.
I sit on my grave as the crocodile hunter

 
Old October 23rd, 2007, 09:48 PM   #2: [T] [P]
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Fail. 0/100

Jokes about Steve Irwin are cruel.

 
Old October 24th, 2007, 08:45 AM   #3: [T] [P]
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Yeah I normally chuckle, and I'm aussie, but that just sucked.

0/10

 
Old October 24th, 2007, 08:46 AM   #4: [T] [P]
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It was terrible with or without reference to Steve Irwin. 1/10.

 
Old October 24th, 2007, 08:47 AM   #5: [T] [P]
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Can u at leatst make an attempt to be funny.
 

Yes... we... DID!
 

 
Old October 24th, 2007, 10:15 AM   #6: [T] [P]
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I knew it had something to do with Steve Irwin.

 
 

 
Old October 24th, 2007, 07:14 PM   #7: [T] [P]
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Can u at leatst make an attempt to be funny.
Can you atleast make an attempt to type, even some-what correctly?

 
Old October 24th, 2007, 09:47 PM   #8: [T] [P]
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Can you atleast make an attempt to type, even some-what correctly?
He did! He only misspelled one word. Like you! At least is two words.

Once again, though, joke fails beyond belief.

EDIT: And if my post is taken in any way other than a joke, it's supposed to be a joke. Sorry if you do think differently. :\

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Old October 25th, 2007, 10:54 PM   #9: [T] [P]
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Old October 26th, 2007, 08:26 AM   #10: [T] [P]
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Old October 26th, 2007, 07:55 PM   #11: [T] [P]
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Bad Joke, I hope you didn't make that yourself.
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Old October 27th, 2007, 06:19 PM   #12: [T] [P]
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Yes, it is still too soon.

Jokes about Steve Irwin don't even deserve a rating.

 
Old October 27th, 2007, 06:21 PM   #13: [T] [P]
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Clearly this was inspired by the Chris Benoit rap using the same song. Unfortunately it just didn't work. Certain bits didn't rhyme when they should have, and all in all the lyrics were weak. Added to the fact that you've got sensitive subject matter and you don't really come away with much merit.
 

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Old October 28th, 2007, 10:10 AM   #14: [T] [P]
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Added to the fact that you've got sensitive subject matter and you don't really come away with much merit.

Did I miss something about Steve Irwin?

Sure, he died in ridiculous manner, but he made a living out of extremely dangerous stunts (as I call them) to prove that he has a connection with animals...

I think it was about time he got killed by something already...

I don't understand why some folks put him on some God like pedestal...

Why is a joke about a man who kills his family in a psychotic rage funny, while a man who brings about his own demise for entertainment not funny?



Yeah, joke wasn't that great, but it took some courage to post it here...
  But when Zeus had driven the Titans from heaven,
mother Earth bare her youngest child Typhoeus of the love of
Tartarus, by the aid of golden Aphrodite. —Hesiod, Theogony 820-822.
 

 
Old October 28th, 2007, 10:22 AM   #15: [T] [P]
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Did I miss something about Steve Irwin?

Sure, he died in ridiculous manner, but he made a living out of extremely dangerous stunts (as I call them) to prove that he has a connection with animals...

I think it was about time he got killed by something already...

I don't understand why some folks put him on some God like pedestal...
You might find the reason why he has such widespread praise is because of his work as a conservationist. He did an awful lot of good in that role. He didn't risk his life for kicks. He did so to raise awareness for real issues involving animals and the environment, and succeeded to a significant degree.

Besides, I didn't say that the joke wasn't funny because of the sensitive subject matter. I was implying that due to the sensitive subject matter the joke probably needs a higher threshold in order to be considered funny.
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Why is a joke about a man who kills his family in a psychotic rage funny, while a man who brings about his own demise for entertainment not funny?
Because the joke about the man who killed his family in a psychotic rage actually had clever lyrics, and hence even though it was very black humour people found it funny. This particular joke simply didn't work.
 

"Mind if I use your phone? If word gets out that I'm missing five hundred girls will kill themselves."
 

 
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