Farmer in Heck

[Bulbasaurus Rex]

An old Illinois farmer dies and goes down to heck. However, he's actually enjoying himself while working in the severe heat. The Devil sees this and asks him, "How can you stand this heat?" The farmer says, "Oh, this is just like working in the fields in July." The devil then turns up the heat all the way, but the farmer is still working happily. The Devil asks, "Isn't it too hot for you now?" The farmer replies, "Nah, this is just like working in the barn in August." The Devil says to himself, "I'll show him!" and turns the temperature controls all the way off. Everything ices over. The Devil looks back and sees  the farmer jumping up and down shouting, "The Cubs won the World Series!" 

[Mrmakee]

Even though i aint a fan of whatever sport that team plays in, I liked it.

If you haven't heard the "when hell freezes over" saying then you wont get it.

[Migraine.]

Love it! 10/10

BTW, who the Cubs now, boy?

[FalconZero]

Brilliant! Simply brilliant! 10/10

[bman3k]

I really liked that one 9/10

[Velocity]

Originally Posted by JerichoMigraine

BTW, who the Cubs now, boy?

Were you trying to make some sort of point with this? I'm not seein' it...

Also, I laughed.

[Vermillion]

Good. 6/10.