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Old October 10th, 2007, 06:37 PM   #1: [T] [P]
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Dead Baby Joke, If you don't like dead baby jokes, don't bother posting
TOTALLY INNAPROPRIATE

What's the difference between an apple and a baby?

 You don't rape an apple before you eat it. 
 
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Old October 11th, 2007, 01:17 PM   #2: [T] [P]
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*ahem*

MY F*****G GOD YOU SICK TWISTED BASTARD! WHERE DO YOU GET OFF?

*ahem*

Nice attempt, but usually i use pizza.

 
Old October 12th, 2007, 02:24 AM   #3: [T] [P]
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That's just disgusting, if anyone finds that funny, you must be messed up the head or something.

0/10

Very original though. My weird friend might like it.

 
Old October 12th, 2007, 05:33 PM   #4: [T] [P]
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OMFG THAT WAS SOOO FRIGGGIN HILIAROUSSSSSSSS 10/10!!
 
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Old October 12th, 2007, 10:34 PM   #5: [T] [P]
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I know alot of them...

What's funnier than a dead baby?
 A dead baby in a clown costume! 

What's funnier than a dead baby?
 A dead baby sitting next to a kid with down syndrome. 

What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs hanging on your wall?
 Art! 

How many dead babies can fit in a barrel?
 4 1/2 

What's blue and floats in a pool?
 A dead baby with water wings. 

What's blue and at the bottom of a pool?
 I popped the water wings. 

What's worse than finding 7 dead babies in 1 trash can?
 Finding 1 dead baby in 7 trash cans. 

Why did the toddler drop it's lollipop?
 It was hit by a truck. 

I know more but can't remeber them.

 
Old October 13th, 2007, 12:13 AM   #6: [T] [P]
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*sigh*

Since when has a dead baby been anything remotely close to funny?
 
What's black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white?

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Old October 13th, 2007, 11:19 AM   #7: [T] [P]
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It was about the same time people stopped beating their kids.

 
Old October 13th, 2007, 01:00 PM   #8: [T] [P]
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What's the difference between a Ferarri and a pile of dead babies?

 I don't have a Ferarri in my garage 

How many babies does it take to paint a wall?

 One, if you throw it hard enough 
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Old October 13th, 2007, 01:25 PM   #9: [T] [P]
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OK, so maybe I like those two.

 
Old October 15th, 2007, 02:45 AM   #10: [T] [P]
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How many babies does it take to paint a wall?

 One, if you throw it hard enough 
Yes! Yes! Yes! 10! 10! 10!

 
Old October 15th, 2007, 02:38 PM   #11: [T] [P]
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Some of those were just bad and to old to be allowed.

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TOTALLY INNAPROPRIATE

What's the difference between an apple and a baby?

 You don't rape an apple before you eat it. 
That's 100% sickening.


How many babies does it take to paint a wall?

 One, if you throw it hard enough 
Now that was a new one.

 
Old October 15th, 2007, 04:27 PM   #12: [T] [P]
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Old October 15th, 2007, 06:30 PM   #13: [T] [P]
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Old October 15th, 2007, 11:07 PM   #14: [T] [P]
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Old October 16th, 2007, 06:32 AM   #15: [T] [P]
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