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Old September 17th, 2007, 11:29 PM   #1: [T] [P]
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This man is my hero.

You've got to love this guy.

This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson University. It made the local newspaper; even Jay Leno mentioned it.

It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests. After the wedding, at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a microphone to talk to the crowd.

He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding. He especially wanted to thank the bride's family & to especially thank his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception.

As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone a special gift just from him. So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair, including the wedding party, was an envelope. He stressed that this was his gift to everyone, & asked them to open their envelope. Inside each manila envelope was an 8 x 10 glossy of his bride having sex with his best friend, the best man. The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier & had hired a private detective to tail them.

After just standing there, just watching the guests' reactions for a couple of minutes, he turned to his best man & said, "F--- you!" Then he turned to his bride & said, "F--- you!" Then he turned back to the dumbfounded crowd & said, "I'm outta here." He had the marriage annulled first thing the following morning.

While most people would have canceled the wedding immediately after finding out about the affair, this guy goes through with the charade, as if nothing were wrong. His revenge--making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a 300+ guest wedding & reception, & best of all, trashing the bride's & his best man's reputations in front of 300+ friends & family members. This guy has balls the size of church bells.

Do you think we might get a Master Card "PRICELESS" commercial out of this?

Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members & friends:
$32,000...
Wedding photographs commemorating the Occasion:
$3,000...
Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations in Maui :
$8,500...
The look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10 glossy of the bride humping his best man:
Priceless...

There are some things money can't buy, for everything else there's MASTERCARD!

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Old September 17th, 2007, 11:31 PM   #2: [T] [P]
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So he effectively stole $32000 from the father. What a class act.
 
 

 
Old September 17th, 2007, 11:44 PM   #3: [T] [P]
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Sheer brilliance. "You cheat on me, I get revenge on you." 'Tis what she gets.
 
 

 
Old September 18th, 2007, 12:21 AM   #4: [T] [P]
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Made me laugh a bit. Karma sucks, eh?

 
Old October 4th, 2007, 12:20 AM   #5: [T] [P]
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You want hear this much from a South Carolina student, but that dude is awesome.

 
Old October 4th, 2007, 02:18 AM   #6: [T] [P]
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Old October 4th, 2007, 04:40 PM   #7: [T] [P]
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Man that was a awsome joke. And it was true? 10/10
 
 

 
Old October 7th, 2007, 01:42 AM   #8: [T] [P]
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Velocity
This is a true story about a recent wedding that
I think it is a true story.

That's so smart 10/10.

 
Old October 7th, 2007, 09:48 AM   #9: [T] [P]
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Wow... yeah, that is pretty nice...


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Old October 7th, 2007, 07:22 PM   #10: [T] [P]
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Old October 8th, 2007, 11:30 PM   #11: [T] [P]
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BEST WEDDING EVER!

100/10
 
 

 
Old October 9th, 2007, 07:56 PM   #12: [T] [P]
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10/10 pretty dang good

 
Old October 10th, 2007, 01:17 PM   #13: [T] [P]
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Old October 15th, 2007, 06:58 PM   #14: [T] [P]
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Sorry to be a stick in the mud but I'm not really sure why anyone finds this amusing. He willingly let her parents, who had done nothing, pay $32,000 for an elaborate plot to make their daughter look bad.

Getting revenge is also a bit pathetic. He has every right to be aggrieved but doing that in such a contrived way at the cost of others is low.

Quote Witt E. Pseudonym edited at 08:29 PM (October 15th, 2007)
 
 

 
Old October 15th, 2007, 07:25 PM   #15: [T] [P]
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