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Old April 16th, 2012, 07:34 PM   #1: [Thread] [Post]
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Why did the mushroom go to the party?

 Because he's a fungi. 
 

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Old April 16th, 2012, 07:37 PM   #2: [Thread] [Post]
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Heard a different version of it when I was a kid.

A mushroom walks into a bar. Bartender says, "We don't serve your kind here."

 Mushroom replies, "Why? I'm a fungi!" 
 
 

 
Old April 16th, 2012, 08:44 PM   #3: [Thread] [Post]
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Both jokes made me smirk, but let's be honest; they are both terrible.
 
 

 
Old April 18th, 2012, 12:40 PM   #4: [Thread] [Post]
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I'm a mushroom, but I am no fun. Why?

 I'm a hemorrhoid! 

 
 

 
Old April 18th, 2012, 02:58 PM   #5: [Thread] [Post]
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I'm a mushroom, but I am no fun. Why?

 I'm a hemorrhoid! 

This makes no sense because:
Hemorrhoids are NORMAL structures that EVERYONE has in their anal canal. I assume you're talking about the pathological condition in which a hemorrhoid becomes inflamed and painful, of which can be classified as internal and external hemorrhoids which admittedly do look like some mushrooms/fungus. Although, it should be noted that inflamed hemorrhoids are not caused by infection, bacterial nor fungal.


Why did the fungi leave the party?

 because there wasn't mushroom. 

Quote Rabid edited at 03:00 PM (April 18th, 2012) (Reason: joke added)
 
Mankind's true moral test,
is fundamental test
which lies deeply buried from view,
consists of its attitude towards those who are at its mercy.
And in this respect mankind has suffered a fundamental debacle,
a debacle so fundamental that all others stem from it.
 

 
Old April 18th, 2012, 03:18 PM   #6: [Thread] [Post]
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This makes no sense because:
Hemorrhoids are NORMAL structures that EVERYONE has in their anal canal. I assume you're talking about the pathological condition in which a hemorrhoid becomes inflamed and painful, of which can be classified as internal and external hemorrhoids which admittedly do look like some mushrooms/fungus. Although, it should be noted that inflamed hemorrhoids are not caused by infection, bacterial nor fungal.


Why did the fungi leave the party?

 because there wasn't mushroom. 
If someone came up to me and said "I have hemorrhoids", I would know what they meant. Must just be my sick and twisted mind. xD
 
 

 
Old April 18th, 2012, 03:27 PM   #7: [Thread] [Post]
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If someone came up to me and said "I have hemorrhoids", I would know what they meant. Must just be my sick and twisted mind. xD
No, I'm pretty sure that's what the vast majority of people would think. But now if you're ever in that situation, you can say OMG I DO TOO!
 
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consists of its attitude towards those who are at its mercy.
And in this respect mankind has suffered a fundamental debacle,
a debacle so fundamental that all others stem from it.
 

 
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No, I'm pretty sure that's what the vast majority of people would think. But now if you're ever in that situation, you can say OMG I DO TOO!
Which is exactly what I would be sure to avoid saying.
 
 

 
Old April 18th, 2012, 05:20 PM   #9: [Thread] [Post]
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I didn't think this thread could get worse after the first post, but then you guys started talking about the technicalities of f*cking HEMORRHOIDS. Uh... congrats... I guess.

I like mushrooms.
 
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I long for that feeling to not feel at all.
The higher I get, the lower I'll sink.
I can't drown my demons; they know how to swim.
 

 
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I didn't think this thread could get worse after the first post, but then you guys started talking about the technicalities of f*cking HEMORRHOIDS. Uh... congrats... I guess.

I like mushrooms.
But he started it.

And I graciously accept those congratulations regardless TYVM.
 
 

 
Old April 18th, 2012, 06:21 PM   #11: [Thread] [Post]
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I didn't think this thread could get worse after the first post, but then you guys started talking about the technicalities of f*cking HEMORRHOIDS. Uh... congrats... I guess.

I like mushrooms.
This post is funnier than any of the jokes about mushrooms.
 
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which lies deeply buried from view,
consists of its attitude towards those who are at its mercy.
And in this respect mankind has suffered a fundamental debacle,
a debacle so fundamental that all others stem from it.
 

 
Old April 18th, 2012, 06:25 PM   #12: [Thread] [Post]
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I didn't think this thread could get worse after the first post, but then you guys started talking about the technicalities of f*cking HEMORRHOIDS. Uh... congrats... I guess.

I like mushrooms.
I don't think anyone in the thread was talking about f*cking hemorrhoids. That's just all kinds of wrong and weird.
 
 

 
Old April 18th, 2012, 06:43 PM   #13: [Thread] [Post]
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Old April 18th, 2012, 07:16 PM   #14: [Thread] [Post]
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Hemorrhoids are tasty.
Hellz yeah brah! With fromunda cheese!
 
 

 
Old April 19th, 2012, 07:35 AM   #15: [Thread] [Post]
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Someone please put this thread out of its misery and close it.
 

Invaders must die.
 

 
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