Ask A Stupid Question, Get A Stupid Answer (Fable Style). Part LXIV (64) - Page 4

**Major Isoor** · October 23rd, 2009, 12:49 AM

Because he was a worker, and he'd heard from an Albanian that the "Worker's Paradise" lies north in Russia

Does this mean the potions master is incredibly gullible, or just not very bright?

**Apollo** · October 23rd, 2009, 01:49 AM

Well, since his lifes work was in potions, and Russia didn't believe in such nonsense, you'd have to side with not very bright.

Where would he go to ply his trade?

**Major Isoor** · November 3rd, 2009, 05:53 PM

He (stupidly) went to Stalingrad, and stayed there during World War II

Does that mean he was caught up in the fighting there!?

**Apollo** · November 4th, 2009, 09:34 PM

No, being foreign, he could plead ignorance and ply his trade without consequence.

How does that work?

Jangles · November 5th, 2009, 10:07 AM

He tells the government he can't speak russian, or understand anything.

What happens if they find out he does speak russian?

**Apollo** · November 8th, 2009, 01:17 PM

They would send him to Newfoundland, which is about as dumb as not understanding that he said he couldn't speak Russian...in Russian.

What's wrong with the Russians that they can't figure that out?

Chrono X · November 8th, 2009, 04:31 PM

They have a cross between a Balverine and a...*shoot, forgot their names haha*...them things in Darkwood, for a belly-button.

So why does Theresa love 'em so much ?

**Major Isoor** · November 8th, 2009, 07:15 PM

Because she's been eating too many blue mushrooms, and is slightly delusional

How on earth did Theresa find one!? I thought Fable Guy found the last ones when he revived the comatose kid!

**Apollo** · November 9th, 2009, 01:37 AM

Ah, last one they know of! Not necessarily the last one

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Where were these others cultivated?

Chrono X · November 9th, 2009, 10:44 AM

The barbershop in Bowerstone, upstairs on the balcony, on the windowsills.

So is the Fist fighters club actually a Blue Mushroom Muncher's club ?

**Apollo** · November 9th, 2009, 02:10 PM

No, they are the secret inventors behind ice packs.

How did that come about, besides the obvious?

Chrono X · November 9th, 2009, 05:31 PM

The obvious not coming to me, i always thought it was cuz the blacksmith ran out of coal for his fire to make weapons, so these inventors made this Ice Pack to help him out.

How the heck can a Ice Pack help out a Blacksmith ?

**Apollo** · November 9th, 2009, 05:53 PM

The pack is flammable, which works very well for blacksmiths.

So where did the ice fit into the mix?

**Major Isoor** · November 9th, 2009, 05:58 PM

No one knows - which is great for the Fist Fighter's Club, because no one can steal their "special recipe"

But how on earth did the FFC make it in the first place if no one actually knows how!?

**Apollo** · November 9th, 2009, 06:42 PM

They got their mothers to make them for them.

...so they're not the true inventors, after all?

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