Benhacker
September 2nd, 2009, 03:22 AM
Hello Everyone :) ,
Here are a couple of jokes I got from a friend
A couple of Jokes and a riddle :
Question : What does the devil have between his legs ?
Answer : Great Balls of fire
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Question : Why do men become smarter during sex ?
Answer : because they are plugged into a genius.
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Question : Why don’t women blink during foreplay ?
Answer : they don’t have enough time.
Answer : It doesn't take that long.
Answer : Afraid they'll miss it.
Answer : It's over too fast
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Question : Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg ?
Answer : they don’t stop to ask directions. (one of my favorites :lol: )
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Question : why did god put men on Earth ?
Answer : because a vibrator can’t mow the lawn.
Answer : someone had to take out the trash.
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Question : why don’t women have men’s brains ?
Answer : because they don’t have penises to put them in.
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Question : what do electric trains and breasts have in common ?
Answer : they’re intended for children, but men usually end up playing with them.
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Question : why do men snore when they lie on their backs ?
Answer : because their balls fall over their *******s and they vapor-lock.
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Question : Why do men masturbate ?
Answer : it is sex with someone they love.
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Question : Why were men given larger brains than dogs ?
Answer : so they won’t hump women’s legs at cocktail parties. (from the movie HACKERS)
Answer : so we don't lick ourselves
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Question : why did god make men before women ?
Answer : you need a rough draft before you make a final copy
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Question : What kind of room has no door or windows ?
Answer : A mushroom
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Question : What do you call a fish in a church ?
Answer : holly mackrull
Answer: Pee-u
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Question : What do you get if you combine a Canadian Juno Award and a Tim Horton's Doughnut ?
Answer : The CN Tower
Benhacker :cool2:
Here are a couple of jokes I got from a friend
A couple of Jokes and a riddle :
Question : What does the devil have between his legs ?
Answer : Great Balls of fire
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Question : Why do men become smarter during sex ?
Answer : because they are plugged into a genius.
-------------------------------------------------------------------------
Question : Why don’t women blink during foreplay ?
Answer : they don’t have enough time.
Answer : It doesn't take that long.
Answer : Afraid they'll miss it.
Answer : It's over too fast
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Question : Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg ?
Answer : they don’t stop to ask directions. (one of my favorites :lol: )
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Question : why did god put men on Earth ?
Answer : because a vibrator can’t mow the lawn.
Answer : someone had to take out the trash.
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Question : why don’t women have men’s brains ?
Answer : because they don’t have penises to put them in.
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Question : what do electric trains and breasts have in common ?
Answer : they’re intended for children, but men usually end up playing with them.
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Question : why do men snore when they lie on their backs ?
Answer : because their balls fall over their *******s and they vapor-lock.
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Question : Why do men masturbate ?
Answer : it is sex with someone they love.
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Question : Why were men given larger brains than dogs ?
Answer : so they won’t hump women’s legs at cocktail parties. (from the movie HACKERS)
Answer : so we don't lick ourselves
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Question : why did god make men before women ?
Answer : you need a rough draft before you make a final copy
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Question : What kind of room has no door or windows ?
Answer : A mushroom
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Question : What do you call a fish in a church ?
Answer : holly mackrull
Answer: Pee-u
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Question : What do you get if you combine a Canadian Juno Award and a Tim Horton's Doughnut ?
Answer : The CN Tower
Benhacker :cool2: