Jawni
July 24th, 2009, 08:00 AM
A man died and he was sent to hell. At the entrance to the realm of eternal pain and suffering, he was greeted my Satan.
"Welcome to my humble adobe. Let me tell you how things work here. You're given a choice of a torture that your soul has to endure for the rest of eternity. There are three choices only, so choose carefully. Let me show you around."
Satan took the man inside his lair and showed him to the first door. Behind it was George Washington himself, screaming in agony, who was staked through his shoulders and legs and was hanging above the ground as a devil was scorching his flesh with a burning pitchfork.
The man thought that would be too much for him to handle, so they moved on.
Behind the second door, there was a large pool and in it was Ronald Reagan with a rock tied to his body and he was swimming away from hungry looking piranhas who would get him if he slowed down even for a second.
The man figured he was never that good of a swimmer so he said no and wanted to see the last option.
Behind the last door there was Abraham Lincoln who was nailed to a wall with thick nails and there was a gorgeous looking red head giving him a blowjob.
Finally the man thought that this would be the one that he'd take, so he told Satan that this was what he wanted.
Satan nodded and then yelled into the room:
"Alright Beverly! You've served your time here! You may leave now!"
"Welcome to my humble adobe. Let me tell you how things work here. You're given a choice of a torture that your soul has to endure for the rest of eternity. There are three choices only, so choose carefully. Let me show you around."
Satan took the man inside his lair and showed him to the first door. Behind it was George Washington himself, screaming in agony, who was staked through his shoulders and legs and was hanging above the ground as a devil was scorching his flesh with a burning pitchfork.
The man thought that would be too much for him to handle, so they moved on.
Behind the second door, there was a large pool and in it was Ronald Reagan with a rock tied to his body and he was swimming away from hungry looking piranhas who would get him if he slowed down even for a second.
The man figured he was never that good of a swimmer so he said no and wanted to see the last option.
Behind the last door there was Abraham Lincoln who was nailed to a wall with thick nails and there was a gorgeous looking red head giving him a blowjob.
Finally the man thought that this would be the one that he'd take, so he told Satan that this was what he wanted.
Satan nodded and then yelled into the room:
"Alright Beverly! You've served your time here! You may leave now!"