Random Joke!

[Immortal_Knight]

So a guy walks into a mexican bar and notices a man eating a bowl of beans,
except these beans were like neon white and stuff.

So he walks up to the counter and says

"I notice those beans that man is eating are glowing white. What's up with that?"

The bartender replies "Señor, those beans were blessed by a priest. That's why they glow."

So the guy says "okay, so what do you call them?"

The bartender says "Holy Frijoles"

[Cait Sith]

Gamewinners account, CHECK.

Jokes and Riddles Sub-Forum, CHECK.

Groan-inducing pun, CHECK AND DOUBLE CHECK.

[Mrmakee]

Yeah that was horrible.

[Crazy Hobo]

I'm impressed. You got a single eyebrow raise from me.

Normally I just smack my head against a desk for that level of stupidity.

[Velocity]

*giant sigh*
*facepalm*

Oy... :shake:

[Vermillion]

Awful, simply awful :(

[KeybladeMaster718]

Sorry, man.... not even a chuckle...

[Jawni]

I started giggling at the wave of disappointment that washed over! :rotfl:

[Conscience]

Survey says: terrible.

[Immortal_Knight]

meh. the holy point of the joke is holy Frijoles.

of course i probably ruined the joke spelling it as holy instead of say holey or something, but yeah. It's hard to translate a joke online and stuff, but i do tell you i got everyone i've told this joke to in real life to laugh.