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KeybladeMaster718
July 23rd, 2009, 01:15 AM
A bear walks into a bar. He sits at the counter and tells the bartender, "I'll have a beer...................and a whiskey." The bartender asks, "Why the big pause?"

"I'M A BEAR!!!"

I know, it's a pun, but I love this joke :D
Conscience
July 23rd, 2009, 02:43 AM
Old. Puns are funny though.
5/10
Mrmakee
July 23rd, 2009, 04:28 AM
Didn't really find it that funny.
KeybladeMaster718
July 23rd, 2009, 11:09 AM
I didn't really expect this huge applause, I was just bored and as the title entails, it was very random.
SuperSimon
July 23rd, 2009, 02:21 PM
haha It took me a second to get that.
KeybladeMaster718
July 23rd, 2009, 02:31 PM
Here's another one similar to that:

An unemployed man was desperate to find a job, so he comes across a butcher shop with a "Now Hiring" sign out front. The man happily walks in and asks the guy at the counter for a job. The butcher tells him that all he has to do is fetch him 10 pounds of meat from the freezer and he has the job.

The man walks in and immediately walks out, almost paranoid. The butcher asks the man what was wrong and the man replied, "I can't do it... the steaks are too high."
Gloom-is-good
July 24th, 2009, 01:51 AM
:chuckle: Those were kinda funny...
Vermillion
July 24th, 2009, 02:42 PM
The second one was good. I don't get the first one though.
KeybladeMaster718
July 24th, 2009, 02:43 PM
pause = paws, vermillion. That should help. lol
Gloom-is-good
July 24th, 2009, 07:03 PM
Ooooooooohhh! I see what you did there...
Conscience
July 24th, 2009, 11:07 PM
The second one was better. I laughed.
7.5/10