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Comrade
July 3rd, 2009, 01:12 PM
There was an american battle cruiser sailing through the atlantic, with a fleet at itīs back. Suddenly, the radio crackled into life, and an English voice came on. "Please redirect your course by 30 degrees, to avoid collision, american ship."

The american captain chuckled, "Why donīt you redirect your course?"

"But your in British Waters, dedirect your course by 30 degreess to avoid collision," came the englishman.

"But weīre on the trail of terrorists, you move" Said the American Captain.

"Your encroaching on our juresdiction, please redirect your course by 30 degrees to avoid collision," Said the englishman, slightly flustered.

"Listen," Said the American, "Iīve got a whole battle fleet of ships and planes at my disposal, so YOU move!" Said the american proudly.

"Why donīt YOU listen, redirect your course, īcos Iīm a MOTHER F*CKING LIGHTHOUSE,"

Velocity
July 3rd, 2009, 01:29 PM
I didn't find it funny.

Cancoria
July 3rd, 2009, 08:14 PM
Meh... almost, but not quite. ;)

Spindrift
July 3rd, 2009, 09:33 PM
The joke is as ancient as The Lighthouse of Alexandria. :D

Gloom-is-good
July 4th, 2009, 06:25 AM
I thought it was slightly amusing. :)

Mrmakee
July 4th, 2009, 06:40 AM
That joke is heaps old. I only crack a smile when I hear it.

Comrade
July 4th, 2009, 12:17 PM
Itīs weird, īcos i only heard it like yesterday. xD

SuperSimon
July 4th, 2009, 04:05 PM
Thats not funny at all.

Liftoff in 5
July 5th, 2009, 01:57 PM
Mmmmmeeeeeeeeeeh...

It almost made it. Almost.

Although it sounds like something Douglas Adams would write.

Conscience
July 5th, 2009, 09:05 PM
Not too bad, but it honestly only deserves a meh.
3/10

Cavalier!
July 5th, 2009, 09:13 PM
Fairly old. Is heaps better when you watch the video of it. The british guy is a lot calmer in the end and instead of getting angry, he just goes "American captain, this is a lighthouse, your call."

shadowwraith222
July 6th, 2009, 11:39 AM
extremely funny...for the first 20 times of hearing it. its just to old:D