Cancoria
June 20th, 2009, 01:53 PM
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead were walking in an enchanted forest. Once they get to the Enchanted Bridge, they were greeted by a magical fairy. She told them, "if you jump over this bridge and call out your transformation, I will grant it."
With that, the redhead goes first. She leaps over the bridge and calls, "Salmon!" She was turned into a shimmering salmon and swam down the stream.
The brunette leaps over the bridge and calls out, "Eagle!" She was turned into a beautiful eagle and flew away.
Now, the blonde was so excited by this point, she had forgotten to think of a transformation. Just as she jumped over the bridge, she shouted, "Crap!!"
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You may have heard this one. Pretty lame, but I'll put it here anyway...
A brunette was hiking and was separated from her group. She came across a genie lamp, rubbed it in a clockwise motion, and set the genie free. He promised to grant her three wishes, but for everything she wished for, all the blondes in the world would have twice as much.
First, she wished for a big house. She got her house, now all the blondes in the world had two.
Second, she wished for a handsome husband. She got her husband, now all of the blondes in the world had two.
She stopped and thought for a second. She then said, "Hey, Genie, you see that stick over there? Beat me half to death with it."
With that, the redhead goes first. She leaps over the bridge and calls, "Salmon!" She was turned into a shimmering salmon and swam down the stream.
The brunette leaps over the bridge and calls out, "Eagle!" She was turned into a beautiful eagle and flew away.
Now, the blonde was so excited by this point, she had forgotten to think of a transformation. Just as she jumped over the bridge, she shouted, "Crap!!"
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You may have heard this one. Pretty lame, but I'll put it here anyway...
A brunette was hiking and was separated from her group. She came across a genie lamp, rubbed it in a clockwise motion, and set the genie free. He promised to grant her three wishes, but for everything she wished for, all the blondes in the world would have twice as much.
First, she wished for a big house. She got her house, now all the blondes in the world had two.
Second, she wished for a handsome husband. She got her husband, now all of the blondes in the world had two.
She stopped and thought for a second. She then said, "Hey, Genie, you see that stick over there? Beat me half to death with it."