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Cancoria
June 17th, 2009, 07:06 PM
I shouldn't be laughing. Why am I laughing? Forgive me...!

I'll start 'er off. Hopefully this isn't too gruesome for you...

What's more disgusting than a dead baby?
A dumpster full of dead babies.
What's more disgusting than that?
A live one on the bottom.
What's more disgusting than that?
It having to eat itself out.
What's even MORE disgusting than that?
It going back for seconds.

Fill 'er up, boys. No hate plox. C:
Cait Sith
June 17th, 2009, 07:57 PM
What's the difference between a dead baby and a Mercedes?
I don't keep a Mercedes in my garage.

What's the difference between a trampoline and a dead baby?
When I jump on a trampoline, I bounce back up.

What's funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby in a clown suit.


:D
Cancoria
June 18th, 2009, 02:18 PM
What's blue and flies through the air?
A baby with a punctured lung.

Glad to know I'm not alone here. XD
Flame!
June 18th, 2009, 02:48 PM
Oh hai Sprikenz :D.

What's worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree?
A dead baby nailed to 10 trees.
Vermillion
June 26th, 2009, 05:00 PM
Whats funnier than a dead baby on a ceiling fan?
Smacking it off with a shovel.
How many dead babies does it takes to paint a wall?
One, just throw it hard.
Cara.
June 26th, 2009, 05:21 PM
Way better version of this in ORP. You should all subscribe.
inhale_exhale
June 28th, 2009, 12:08 PM
What's funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby in a clown suit.


:D

What;s funnier than a dead baby in a clown suit?
Nothing!

How do you make a dead baby float?
Take your foot off of it's head
shadowwraith222
June 28th, 2009, 06:11 PM
ok...thats so terrible i wont even comment... also because i laughed at all of them:moral:
inhale_exhale
June 28th, 2009, 08:59 PM
ok...thats so terrible i wont even comment... also because i laughed at all of them:moral:

I feel the same way haha. But since i'm somewhat anonymous here at GW I'm allowed to laugh at them and tell them without being judged by people i see everyday :D
Conscience
June 29th, 2009, 07:18 AM
What's the difference between a truck of dead babies and a truck of bowling balls?

You can't use a pitchfork to get the balls out.
shadowwraith222
June 29th, 2009, 12:22 PM
i dont know what?
SuperSimon
June 29th, 2009, 07:40 PM
Hint: click the black box.
Redeye
July 2nd, 2009, 10:34 PM
What's funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby in a clown suit.

Did not laugh at anything. Smiled at this one.