One of my lame jokes

[Beast.]

There were three men anxiously awaiting the unexplainable news in the hospital, all men's wives were having babies. The doctor goes to the first man and says, "Well I guess you are having twins!". The man replies, "Wow, weird. I work for the Twins baseball team."
The doctor tells the second man, "We mis-read the results, guess you are having triplets!". The man replies, "Woah. Odd that I used to be a biker on the Triple-X tour.".
The doctor reaches the third man. The guy is sweating and shivering. The doctor asks, "What's wrong?" The man replies, "I work at 7/11..."

[twelvefan12]

Ha ha! That's pretty funny. Here's one of mine:

So there are three guys. The first guy walks into a gas station and asks the clerk, "Do you have a toilet?" and the clerk says, "I've a got a metal, a wooden and a singing." The guy says, "I'll take the metal." And goes to use the toilet. The second guy walks in and asks the clerk, 'Do you have a toilet?" and the clerk says, "I've got a wooden and a singing." The guy says, "I'll take the wooden." And goes ti use the toilet. The third guy walks in adn asks the clerk, "Do you have a toilet?" The clerk says, "I've only got a singing..." And the guy says, "I'll take it." And goes to use the toilet. When the first guy comes out he says, "I couldn't go because my butt was too cold." The second guy walks out and says, "I went, but I got splinters in my butt." The third guy walks out and says, "When I tried to pull down my pants the toilet would sing, 'Do you see what I see?'"

Huh? Huh!

[Cait Sith]

Oooooooooooooooold. How old are yah, 8? Everyone's heard that at one time or another, twelvefan12.

"Three guys are on a cliff with a guru. The guru says, "If you jump off this cliff and say the name of something, ye shall become." The first jumps off and says, "Falcon!" He flies away. The second says, "Seagull!" And he flies away. The third trips on a rock and says, "Sh!t!!!" And..."




That one's old.

[twelvefan12]

At least mine's not totally gay... That one's lame, mine's a classic.

[Vermillion]

To be honest i think Cleru's is the best in this thread. Beast's is good too.

[rocket wind]

i understand the joke and it is really funny. And twelve i didnt actually see hw that was funny? that like a 5 year old joke. Beasts joke is better

[Beast.]

i understand the joke and it is really funny. And twelve i didnt actually see hw that was funny? that like a 5 year old joke. Beasts joke is better

Agreed since my jokes are soo good. :D

[rocket wind]

oh i forgot about Cleru. His jokes funny too.

[Cait Sith]

Oh, and I forgot about rating Beast's joke. 10/10, based on the crap we get here, then again, the joke was laughable. Oh, and how did twelve get banned in under a month?

[Cavalier!]

Well that infraction up there is for a slur i believe.

And i think your infraction was for censor bypassing. You should have used an asterisk (*) instead of an exclamation point.

[Cait Sith]

Ooops, sorry, must've used my left when I shoulda used my right. Sorry 'bout that!

[EiriktheRed]

Good joke beast made me laugh. Cleru I heard it before but made me smile. I always wondered if the last guy was aiming at someone.

[Major Isoor]

haha, I liked both Beasts.'s and Cleru's, didn't really get twelvefan12's though... :wha:

[Crazy Hobo]

Beast's was better than the usual drivel that is produced. Twelve's was old, and never funny in the first place. Cleru's was nostalgic.

[Cait Sith]

Sweet. Go nostalgia!

[Beast.]

Wow this thread is more than a month old.