Riddles

[twelvefan12]

Here are some fun riddles! Feel free to post some of your own!


1. As I was going to Saint Ives, I met a man with 7 wives. Each wife had 7 sacks, each sack had 7 cats. Each cat had 7 kittens. How many were going to Saint Ives?

2. What has four legs in the morning, 2 in the afternoon and 3 in the evening?

3. Bob lived in San Diego in High School. He went to college after he garduated in New York. He came back to San Diego 15 years later for his High School Reunion. There he sees his friend. Bob says to his friend, "Hey! Good to see you! How have you been?" His friend says, "I've gotten married and had a daughter. In fact, I brought her with me. She was named after her mother." Now, Bob has never met his friend's spouse, keep that in mind. So his friend's daughter comes out and Bob says, "Hello Annie." How did Bob know Annie's name?

4. If a cowboy rides into town on Friday and leaves three days later on Friday, how does he do it?

5. What do you call a mix between a Bulldog and a Shi-Tzu?

Good luck figuring those out! Enjoy!

[m4tt]

1. One.
2. Man. Morning is childhood, afternoon is adulthood, evening is old age.
3. Bob's friend is the child's mother.
4. Friday is the name of the cowboy's horse.
5. A mongrel.

[Comrade]

Way to leave some for the rest of us ;)

Riddle:

What's a Shi-Tzu?

[m4tt]

I'm not sure about the answer to #3 but I've heard all the others before.

A Shih Tzu is breed of small dog, originating from China.

[Nite]

http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=Shih+Tzu

[twelvefan12]

Ok, since Mr. Smartypants spoiled the fun (Probably googled it...) I'll see if I can come up with some new ones. Feel free to post your own. Oh, and TheSpoonyBard, the last one is a Bullsh*t.

[Comrade]

No, you idiots...

A Shi-Tzu... is a ZOO with NO ANIMALS LOLOOOLOLOL.

[Gym Bag Boy]

for some reason, i cant seem to wrap my mind around #2.

[Conscience]

A baby crawls, an adult walks on two legs, the elderly use walking canes.

[rocket wind]

if you guys wouldn't mind, i'd like to post a riddle is that okay?

[Mrmakee]

No one's stopping you.

[rocket wind]

k, this is one probrably heard f, but oh well. Here it is.

A man is driving in his car one day and passes a bus stop with 3 people waiting. 1 of them is an old granny who feels sick and needs to go to the hospital. Another is a man he owes a favour to, and the final person is the person he has dreamed of being with. There is only 1 other seat in the car, the passenger seat so he can only take 1 person. What does he do?

[mark HRR]

I'd say take the woman because let's face it, every man thinks with his third leg. But, For some reason I want to say he takes the guy he owes a favour.

[rocket wind]

firstly, its an old granny. Secondly, would your third leg really like it? thirdly: no. Keep guessin.

[Vermillion]

Would he wait at the bus stop with the person he's dreamed of being with whiel he lends his car to guy he owes and gets him to take the old granny to the hospital?

[Nite]

He passed the bus stop, so he doesn't take any of the three.

[rocket wind]

And Vermillion has got it! im thinkin you heard it before?

[Vaati]

Rocket winds riddle is so old it's not even funny. It really is pretty simple too.

[Comrade]

I'd take the girl.

[rocket wind]

@hyperion: For the last time, Its an old Granny! although it is a girl

@vaati: i dont see you coming up with one, and who cares if its old. The reason for this forum was to have fun and tell each other riddles. If you want me to make up some riddle that doesnt make sense, just so its not 'old' then be my guest and say so.

[mark HRR]

Sorry Rocket wind, you said "The person he's always dreamed of being with." Now, I'm thinking that is a woman, yes? You told the riddle and you don't even know who the people involved are.

[rocket wind]

yes, but i was talking about an idol. Like if somebody was a wrestling fan, they'd love to see their favourite wrestler won't they? that's what i meant by it. then again the wrestler culd be a girl :)

[Comrade]

Stacy Keibler anyone? ;)

[rocket wind]

does anybody else have a riddle?