BlindAlex 117
March 21st, 2009, 03:46 PM
i like to hear really good jokes but i'm not to good at coming up with them
in the south there was a woman tied to train tracks, a man walked up to her and the woman said "Oh thank God someone came!" the man said "Cool i've always wanted to see someone get run over by a train!" the woman responded by saying "WHAT!!!" the man called his friends and they called their friends and pretty soon there was a huge crowd waiting for a train to run her over after a while, superman came the woman said "Superman, you're here to save me and he said "nope, here to rescue a cat from a tree." and he did, he also stuck around to watch. later the train came and ran her over everyone was really thrilled and the man who stumbled upon her in the first place said "hey superman, you still got that cat?" lol rotflmao
in the south there was a woman tied to train tracks, a man walked up to her and the woman said "Oh thank God someone came!" the man said "Cool i've always wanted to see someone get run over by a train!" the woman responded by saying "WHAT!!!" the man called his friends and they called their friends and pretty soon there was a huge crowd waiting for a train to run her over after a while, superman came the woman said "Superman, you're here to save me and he said "nope, here to rescue a cat from a tree." and he did, he also stuck around to watch. later the train came and ran her over everyone was really thrilled and the man who stumbled upon her in the first place said "hey superman, you still got that cat?" lol rotflmao