Jade Goody...

[Nightfall]

I knew she was racist, but going skinhead is a little extreme in my opinion.

btw, what's blue and looks like a purple car

a blue purple car

why did the teddy bear not eat his dinner?

he was stuffed

Jade Goody has secured a lucrative television deal with Living TV. She is scheduled to appear on the hit show Most Haunted in April.

what do jade goody and chocolate eggs have in common?

they'll both be in a box by easter

HIYOOO

[Comrade]

Why do all these jokes suck?

Because they do.

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These jokes are horrible. All of them.
This one i heard:

What's pink and has cobwebs?

I said the Queen's fanny,


The answer was Maddie McCann's bike.:(

[Spindrift]

I actually found the Teddy Bear one to be funny. I've never heard it before. Shut up.

[Comrade]

I meant the ones that take the rip into people in bad situations.

[Nightfall]

what do you call Jade Goody in a wedding dress?

a shuttlecock

[Tokito]

What do you call a horribly unfunny joke(s)?

All the ones you just posted.

[Nightfall]

What do you call a horribly unfunny joke(s)?

All the ones you just posted.
Aside from your post being absolutely dreadful, who told you to leave the kitchen? Get back in there and only speak when spoken to.

By the way, did anyone pick up the Jade Goody 2009 calender? Mine only goes up to March...

[Tokito]

Aside from your post being absolutely dreadful, who told you to leave the kitchen? Get back in there and only speak when spoken to.


*Face Palm*


Now that was worth a smile at the very least. The only difference between what I posted and your jokes is that I wasn't trying to be funny..you were.:shake:

[Nightfall]

Now that was worth a smile at the very least. The only difference between what I posted and your jokes is that I wasn't trying to be funny..you were.:shake:

Err, it doesn't matter what you were trying to do, fact is, your post was terrible and you ought to be ashamed of yourself.

I'm the comedy king, whoever doesn't find my material funny obviously has some metal issues going on and frankly that's their own business and I don't really care about it. So be a good little girl and get down off your pony and quit acting as if you've ever contributed anything of humour to this site. You disgust me.

btw:

what's the best thing about f*cking twenty three year olds?

there's twenty of them

[Cait Sith]

I can contradict that: One, Nightfall, you're the SELF-PROCLAIMED comedy master.
Two, I don'th haff menthal problemth!

[Comrade]

I can see why these are supposed to be funny, but their just plain mean, and c'mon, she's dying for eff sake.

[Comrade]

What's a Bugler?

[Fool's Requiem]

Some of these bad jokes are just plain inappropriate.
Mocking someone who has a limited amount of time to live (regardless of whether they're racist or not)? Not appropriate.
The one about the 20 three year olds? Not appropriate.

The rest are just plain old bad jokes.

Grow up and get some real jokes, kid.

[Nightfall]

Some of these bad jokes are just plain inappropriate.
Mocking someone who has a limited amount of time to live (regardless of whether they're racist or not)? Not appropriate.
The one about the 20 three year olds? Not appropriate.

The rest are just plain old bad jokes.

Grow up and get some real jokes, kid.
Get the f*ck over it. Oh, and grow up? I'm not the one pretending to be older than I am on an internet forum, it's common knowledge that you're no older than 14. Now if you'll excuse me, this is MY joke thread, if you wish to continue arguing with me, there is a thread in the Thunderdome.

Thread is now about dead babies until Jade Goody f*cks off.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline?
You take your shoes off before jumping on a trampoline.

[A]

nah u got some good jade goody jokes there brav hahahah

[EiriktheRed]

Ya those are all bad but for the teddy bear. I liked that one.

[Tokito]

What's a Bugler?

I was never quite sure what it was myself.


What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline?
You take your shoes off before jumping on a trampoline.


One: That joke doesn't fall anywhere near the realm of making any kind sense.

Two: Your jokes keep getting worse. Just stop already.

Three: Seeing as the woman is dead anyway, why are you still talking about her?

[Vaati]

Why do you put a baby into a blender feet first?

So you can see the look on it's face.


What do you do when you see a half dead baby?

Quit laughing and reload the shotgun.

[Comrade]

i think it's hilarious that you have a RIP in your CT and then you make fun of dead babies :confused:

[Nite]

velocity did you get the report

[Fool's Requiem]

i think it's hilarious that you have a RIP in your CT and then you make fun of dead babies :confused:

Yeah well, you know how it is. Everyone is a hypocrite.

[Velocity]

velocity did you get the report
This should be done via PM, not via a post within the thread. I'll let you off this time but next time it'll be a logged warning.

Secondly, yes I did get it. However, with the activity level of the forum being what it is, the thread was still on the first page of the forum. No way in hell will I warn somebody who posts in a thread which is still on the first page.

[Vaati]

i think it's hilarious that you have a RIP in your CT and then you make fun of dead babies :confused:

There dying babies not dead babies:D

[Major Isoor]

...there is a thread in the Thunderdome.

I'd highly recommend doing this - I've just been de-forum blocked from the Tdome and I'm spoiling for a laugh - which I didn't get from here.