Beast.
February 14th, 2009, 06:28 PM
My friend was saying these weird redneck jokes that were so stupid they were funny:
You know your a redneck when you have more sofas in your lawn than blades of grass.
You know your a redneck when you have a gun rack on your gun rack.
Rednecks are so stupid they buy computers so they can use the keyboard as a place to hang the truck keys.
The long one:
One day three construction workers sat on the beam for their lunch. One man was American, one was Polish, and the last was a redneck. The American opened his lunch and said, "If my wife packs me burgers one more time, I am jumping off this beam." The Polish man opened his lunch and said, "If my wife gives me Polish sausage one more time I am going with ya." The redneck finally opened his lunch and said, "If my woman makes me Bologna one more time I am going out with you guys too." The next day the workers get up on the beam. The American opens his lunch and sees hamburgers and says, "Good bye world". The polish man opens his lunch and sees the sausage and says, "I guess my wife doesn't care about what I eat." He jumped off too. The redneck opens his lunch and sees bologna and jumps off while saying in mid air, "Damn woman." The funeral came and the wives got together. The American wife says, "IF he didn't like hamburgers he should have told me." The polish wife says, "If my sweet heart needed a variety of food he could of asked me." The redneck's wife says, "I don't understand. I have been out of town, and he packs his own lunch."
They are odd.
You know your a redneck when you have more sofas in your lawn than blades of grass.
You know your a redneck when you have a gun rack on your gun rack.
Rednecks are so stupid they buy computers so they can use the keyboard as a place to hang the truck keys.
The long one:
One day three construction workers sat on the beam for their lunch. One man was American, one was Polish, and the last was a redneck. The American opened his lunch and said, "If my wife packs me burgers one more time, I am jumping off this beam." The Polish man opened his lunch and said, "If my wife gives me Polish sausage one more time I am going with ya." The redneck finally opened his lunch and said, "If my woman makes me Bologna one more time I am going out with you guys too." The next day the workers get up on the beam. The American opens his lunch and sees hamburgers and says, "Good bye world". The polish man opens his lunch and sees the sausage and says, "I guess my wife doesn't care about what I eat." He jumped off too. The redneck opens his lunch and sees bologna and jumps off while saying in mid air, "Damn woman." The funeral came and the wives got together. The American wife says, "IF he didn't like hamburgers he should have told me." The polish wife says, "If my sweet heart needed a variety of food he could of asked me." The redneck's wife says, "I don't understand. I have been out of town, and he packs his own lunch."
They are odd.