SOME OF THE FINEST

[Nightfall]

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. To get to the other side

Q. Why did the skeleton not go to prom.
A. Because he had no body to go with.

there is english man, irish man and FAT man on a plane but the plane is crashing so they have to jump out, they have parachutes i think

the english man jumps and screams "GOD BLESS THE QUEEN"

the irish man jumps out and says "GOD BLESS MY FAMILY"

the fat man jumps and says "GOD BLESS THE PERSON I LAND ON"

HAHAHA

[Typhon]

You say finest?

I guess these would work on Public Broadcast maybe...

Sorry, these belong closer to second grade...

[Nightfall]

keep your racism to yourself buddy

I got some more.

What's big and red and looks like a door?

a big red door

[Cara.]

Holy crow.
So that one, I actually laughed at.
I was expecting something racist, what I got was even better.

[Vinny]

i voted this thread 5 for comedy gold to the max

[Majin]

Keep them coming, great work

[Gorilla]

i voted this thread 5 for comedy gold to the max
Ditto.