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January 26th, 2009, 08:49 PM
Yes i am back and i bring yous a Joke


WHOS SMARTER


A woman and a man are involved in a car accident; it’s a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt.

After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, “Wow, just look at our cars! There’s nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days.”

The man replied, “I agree with you completely. This must be a sign from God!”

The woman continued, “And look at this, here’s another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn’t break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune.”

Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement, opens it, drinks half the bottle, and extends it back to the woman.

Politely, the woman refuses to accept the bottle.

The man asks, “Aren’t you having any?”

The woman replies, “No. I think I’ll just wait for the police…”

Zohaib
January 26th, 2009, 09:22 PM
Haha..wow. Better than I expected.

Pochitos
January 26th, 2009, 09:54 PM
Haha, nice.

Mrmakee
January 27th, 2009, 01:41 AM
Heard it before, but always good for a laugh.

Conscience
January 27th, 2009, 06:50 AM
This joke is better with the rabbi and the priest. But still good.
6.5/10

Spindrift
January 27th, 2009, 07:17 AM
I've heard this jokes tons of times though it's usually involving a Pittsburgh Steelers fan and a Cleveland Browns fan and a bottle of whiskey. Hint: The Steelers fan wins. :D

Still an awesome joke, though.

Mr. DNA
January 27th, 2009, 02:45 PM
Of course, the whole premise hinges on the man for some insane reason tanking half of a bottle of wine in something of a one-er, which kind of negates the old suspension of disbelief.

FalconZero
January 27th, 2009, 09:12 PM
HA! Nice one! 9/10

Beast.
January 27th, 2009, 09:26 PM
Took me a while to get it, but when I did I laughed.

Vermillion
January 28th, 2009, 07:21 PM
Herad it before but still it's still okay.

Crazy Hobo
January 29th, 2009, 12:42 AM
I've heard that one before but still its a great joke.

...emaN gnidaoL
January 30th, 2009, 01:40 PM
I don't get it. I'll keep trying.

Spindrift
January 30th, 2009, 09:40 PM
If that post is serious... The man appears to have been drinking and so he'll be blamed for the accident.

...emaN gnidaoL
January 30th, 2009, 10:32 PM
Okay, now I get it.

Cait Sith
February 20th, 2009, 07:18 PM
LOL, heard this one before, but still gets me. 9.5/10

Gym Bag Boy
March 1st, 2009, 12:28 AM
haha. didnt really see that coming. great one. 9.5/10

Vaati
March 1st, 2009, 02:55 PM
Heard it, but it's still pretty good.

rocket wind
March 22nd, 2009, 07:38 AM
oh now i get! funny as hell! but yeah took me a while. I'd say 8/10

EiriktheRed
April 18th, 2009, 06:46 AM
Haha nice one.