before the wedding after the wedding

[Ziyi]

before the weddinh

she:bye
he:finaly i waited so long
she:do you want me to leave?
he:NO. i dont want to think about it
she:do you love me?
he:of coure alot
she:did you ever cheat on me?
he:NO. why do you ask?
she:do you want to kiss me?
he:everytime i get the chance
she:wil you ever hit me?
he:did you lost your mind. i would never do that
she:can i trust you?
he:yes
she:honey

after the wedding read it from the bottom to the top

[Sini]

Ah, I liked this more than the other relationship-based one where you're supposed to make answers opposite once you've read the joke. Simple, yet amusing idea here. :^:

[Tubby_23]

Very good 9/10

[Cytosine]

I'd heard it before, and it's easier to read when it's written better, but it's still good.

Also, it might make a bit more sense going forwards if you remove the first line and the last two lines.

EDIT: On second thoughts, instead of removing the second line, it could be edited to something that works either way.

[Ziyi]

yeah im dutch so this is a dutch version of it i had some beers when i wrote that so thats why it is now

[Chooch-182]

thats hilarious haha

[Spindrift]

Velocity posted the exact thing a long time ago.

[Mrmakee]

Was it really Velocity? I remember it being posted, but not the postee, if thats a word...

[Spindrift]

Well, it was slightly different... (http://forums.gamewinners.com/forums/showthread.php?t=563476)

[Grimm]

Nice one! though there are a few typos...9/10

[soulcalibur2007]

Good one. 8/10

[SuperSimon]

heard it many times not that funny