Joke :D

[bman3k]

So a woman is getting annoyed by her dead beat, lazy husband... sooo she decides to have him killed, but she has very little money, only one dollar to be exact. She goes to a hit man named Arty and explains her situation. Arty, while reluctant and accepts, he really loves his job (killing people, lol), so the woman gives him a picture of a her husband and also adds that every Saturday her husband goes to Safeway to browse through the isles and eat samples. About 3 weeks later, Arty finally decides to get to it, taking so long because one dollar hits are at the bottom of his things-to-do-list, he goes to Safeway and pulls out the picture from his pocket. To his annoyance, it seems to have been through the laundry several times, but it's still viewable.

So Arty sees the husband in the cereal aisle, he sneaks up behind him, pulls out his trust garrote and chokes him to death. Upon a closer examination of the corpse he realises he it wasn't the husband! He begins to panic and quickly leaves the isle, luckily for him he saw the correct target in the aisle over, he sneaks up behind him and chokes him with his garrote. Wrong target again! Now, Arty is bailing he's heading for the exit, as he runs towards it, he sees the husband, it's the right guy for sure. However the man is in plain sight, but because of Arty's dedication to his job he choked the man. He didn't even try to escape after that, he just let the police come take him away, he was simply relieved he accomplished his mission.

The next day, the head line in the news says "Arty Chokes 3 for $1 at Safeway".


Lame, I know, but I tried!

[Spindrift]

I have a feeling that there is suppose to be some kind of pun thing in there... I didn't get it.

[Cytosine]

Arty chokes = Artichokes. 3 for $1 = as if there were a sale on artichokes

I like puns. 8/10.

[Velocity]

That was nuttier than a fruitcake.

[Angel]

Hehe, it made me laugh a little bit.

[Gorilla]

Oh lol good one.

[Comatose Man]

"nuttier than a fruit cake"?! What on earth are you implying!? :paranoid: :P Twas a pleasant one, although not the best I've heard. :( :^:

[Spindrift]

Arty chokes = Artichokes. 3 for $1 = as if there were a sale on artichokes
Ah, I get it now. Not quite what I expected but oh well.

I really do fail at this :(

[Mrmakee]

It was funny, but only cos it was lame like you said.

[Tubby_23]

It was good. Lame but funny

[Chooch-182]

the title should read "joke :'[

[Cytosine]

What? It's actually funny, as opposed to some of the jokes that have been posted recently. Plus, it doesn't appear to be old.

[Azthris]

I've heard of different version of it, but its so retarded that I had to laugh.

I agree with Velocity's description of it aswell.

[Comatose Man]

the title should read "joke :'[

Not really, since it deserves a :D because it's actually funny, in a slightly lamish way. :D :P

[Cody.]

Heh, that was pretty cheesy, but really funny.

7/10

[Grimm]

ha. gave me a chuckle. 7.5/10.