stupid answer

[GameWinRAR]

No because they were all sold out at the pokemart.

Why didnt he pre-order the shovels?

*shovel

[Conscience]

He was too busy with some battles.

Who was he battling against?

[Alice!]

Splat: http://forums.gamewinners.com/forums/showthread.php?t=556288

[Aryll]

Zoidberg and Freakazoid (gee, where did I come up with those?)

What's the significance of people with "zoid" in their name?

[Conscience]

They've been known to eat royal jelly and invade Harmalade's signatures. :D

Did Zoidberg ever try to make friends with Mario?

[SuperSimon]

No Mario likes nice lobster dinners too much.

Where's his favourite restaurant?

[Aryll]

Somewhere on planet Earth in Futurama.

What is this restaurant called?

[Ninty.]

The Soft Pebble Café.

Do they have GCs where you can play Melee in there?

[RuudDude]

Nope. In "teh FuTur!", Nintendo and Sony merged to form Sontendo, which eventually became large enough to challenge Bill Gates. The short version is that there is only one game console in the future (The G.A.M.E.) and no second- or third-party developers, only first-party stuff.

Pick one:

1. What does G.A.M.E. stand for?

2. What is the name of the company that produces and publishes all games and the console?

[Conscience]

G.A.M.E stands for "Garfield And Minion Entertainment". PTY LTD

Will Microsoft make it's own version of Melee?

[Modest Mouse]

Yes but it will be called Super smash sisters.

Will it ever surpass brawl??


Wow I just wasted my 400th post in a stupid question thread.:bashhead:

[GameWinRAR]

Only on mars where it sells 1 copy.

Who is it sold too?

[Aryll]

The Martian Leader of he Green Zone Clan.

Why did he/she even want the game?

[WER]

He couldn't find a Wii.

Why doesn't the Pokemon Trainer get the 2nd/3rd/4th gen costumes as alternate costumes?

[COKTAL]

He was going with a "classic" look.
Why did he not just get all of the costumes?

[Conscience]

Well, all the costumes look the same anyway (apart from Pokémon Emerald's) in his opinion.
Is this opinion shared by Bowser?

[Aryll]

Yes, and his professional opinion has lead him to believe they are tacky.

What profession could make him think such things?

[RuudDude]

What else could it be? Lumberjack.

Why did he leave the forest for the pokemon?

[COKTAL]

He thought, "We're there's Pokémon, there has to be Pokémon trainer!!"
Why did he want to talk to Pokémon trainer?

[Aryll]

So he could steal secret information about Prof Oak.

What does he want to know about him?

[COKTAL]

He want's to know the secret to defeat all pokémon.
Does Bowser want to collect them all?

[cinadams2]

Every one of them except Magicarp, Splash(from magicarp only) is Bowsers true weakness.

What is mario's One and only pokemon weakness?

[Aryll]

The "hit in the head" move and only with a Pikachu.

Who specializes in this move?

[RuudDude]

Sudowoodo. You know, the misfit pokemon.

Will Sudowoodo teach the "Hit in the Head" move to Pikachu?

[Dark Sage]

No, Pikachu is to big of wimp.

However will Pikachu evolve and unwimpify?

[Aryll]

Despite his wimpiness, yes.

Who will help him do so?

[Dark Sage]

Bowser will, using a thunderstone!

Where did bowser obtain such a thing?

[Conscience]

The Power Plant.
Does Wario work there?

[Chris!]

Wario left when he found out that just because lightning is yellow does not mean it's made of coins.
What happened to Pichu?

[Aryll]

Pichu was electrocuted and gained a superpower.

What does he do with this new ability?

[Conscience]

Steals left shoes off people's feet.
Has hew got something against left shoes?

[COKTAL]

No, it's just that that was the foot that was in the air when he stole it. (the people were walking)
Why does Pichu want the shoes?

[Aryll]

Because he's working for Kelly. (if u get the reference)

What kinds of shoes are the best to steal?

[Shawzee]

Shoes that are 300 dollars :D (I get the referance, and i love it to bits!:P)

But, why did kelly pick pikachu?

[Chris!]

Pikachu rules. Pichu sucks.

Can Pikachu txt msg brakeup?

[Aryll]

lol, physically he can, but he's not that low.

How would Pikachu prefer to breakup?

[Chris!]

With a B-R-A-K-E, that's in your car dummy!

Do chicks really dig Pikachu surfing, and if so can I imitate it?

[SuperSimon]

No you arent a foot tall and you cant electricute the competition.
Does any one else like to surf?

[Chris!]

I heard Yoshi tried it but when he wiped out he was never seen again.

Why does Yoshi suck so much in Smash?

[Aryll]

Because he is slow moving and often gets tongue tied.

Is there any way to make him better?

[RuudDude]

Give him caffeine and don't let him use his tongue?

How could we improve Ness?

[CDink]

scientifically improve his powers.

Who would be the person to do that?

[Aryll]

Professor Oak.

With what technology?

[CDink]

a heavily modded iPhone

who did he steal it from?

[Chris!]

Like all music-related things, the RIAA of course.

How long until the RIAA sues Oak?

[Aryll]

10 years 1 month 6 days 5 hours 9 minutes and 23 seconds.

Why does it take them so long?

[CDink]

there too busy pressing charges against pikachu for plagerising the hit "Hit me baby one more time" with "Hit me baby, with a thousand volts of lighting one more time"

What is pikachu's only other hit.

[CrAzY!]

The Electric Slide

Who came up with the dance for Pikachu's song?

[CDink]

Falco under a lot of PCP

Who did he buy it from?

[Aryll]

Captain Underpants.

I didn't know he could dance. He can dance?

[CDink]

only with the help of the PCP

Who else dances with PCP in there system?

[K!owny]

The ones that have a PCP
If bowser dies who will Mario's arch nemesis be?

[CDink]

klowny, your not allowed to answer a question like that....so mine still stands, i'll repeat it again.

only with the help of the PCP

Who else dances with PCP in there system?

[Aryll]

(ya, i still have 2 usernotes lingering from accidentally spamming in here. oops.)
All of those in Muchroom Kingdom.

And how did the name of this Kingdom come to be?

[iTommy]

He heard it on the Television.

Why is Sonic SUPER fast?

[CDink]

He spent years training with the flash

Who was the flsh's Smasher girlfriend?

[Aryll]

Uhhh.... Joan Williams. I think.

What's so "smasher" about her?

[iTommy]

She smashed walnuts.

Why does link have a long sword?

[CDink]

B/c Zelda left him for Sephiroth and he's trying to win her back.

Why does he want her back when all she does is nag?

[Wiiman]

Because Peach is unavailable.

Why is she unavailable?

[CDink]

do busy "working delfino plaza" if you catch my drift.

Who does business with her the most?

[Wiiman]

Bowser. thats why he always "kidnapps" her.

If boswer died, who would take his place>

[CDink]

Butters from south park

Why butters and not another southparker?

[Wiiman]

Cartman would be too busy having Kyle or Stan suckin his ba!!s.
No one could understand Kenny, and him and Chef would just die.


Would Butters be good at ruling?

[CDink]

Butters would do great unless he gets a shuriken in the eye.

How could he protect himself from this.

[DarkBlade]

By wearing indestructible glasses.
What happens if the shuriken went to his heart, how would he protect himself from that?

[CDink]

Butters has no heart

Who took butters heart.

[K!owny]

A mysterious woman whom he loved.
What was the name of this mysterious woman?

[cow_lover_9]

Her name is Zelda.
How did Zelda meet Butters?

[Kai Avalon]

Butters is Ganondorfs Nephew. Yep.
Who is Ganondorfs SISTER?

[K!owny]

Princess Peach. (ehh... couldn't think of anyone else)
How old is ganondorf?

[Semper Phi]

12, obliviously...
Why does Gannondorf see the need to destroy Hyrule? Couldn't he destroy Dreamland or Corneria?

[K!owny]

Yes, but he needs a challenge.
How much does wario's fart stink?

[Aryll]

So bad it kills people.

What does Mario do about Wario's evil farts?

[iTommy]

Takes coins away from him.

Why does Mario want all the coins?

[CDink]

to afford his penile enhancement
who suggested he get one.

[Semper Phi]

He uses his magic cape to deflect them.

Do Wario's farts kill himself?

[GameWinRAR]

No because he has smelt worst.

Whos farts smell worst then Warios?

[Wiiman]

Yoshi's.

What makes it smell worst?

[K!owny]

All those dam eggs.
Does yoshi know that when he goes into the egg it makes him smell worse?

[Aryll]

He has absolutely no idea.

Why does he even go in the egg to begin with?

[Dark Sage]

Because he's a vampire, and thats his coffin!

Who bit Yoshi and turned him into a vampire?

[GameWinRAR]

Mario after Peach bit him.

Who bit Peach?

[Semper Phi]

A Vampire... Who else?

Where is this Vampire from?

[K!owny]

Link's nightmares.
Why is there a vampire in link's nightmare.

[GameWinRAR]

Because Ganondorf hugged link goodnight causing him to have the nightmares

Why didnt Ganondorf hug Mario goodnight instead?

[Semper Phi]

Because they Mario isnt in Hyrule...

Why isnt Mario in Hyrule??

[K!owny]

Because night time in hyrule is morning in mario world.
Where is toon link in that hour.

[Aryll]

In a hole in the ground.

Why are cows found in those holes?

[K!owny]

Because it's milking season.
Whos is milking cows in this season, and who is milking goats?

[RuudDude]

Fox does the cows, and Falco does the goats.

What animal does Wolf milk?

[Aryll]

The horsies.

Now how cans horsies haves utters?

[K!owny]

Princess Peach stitched them on.
Does bowser know how to sow?

[iTommy]

Sew*

Yes, he does that in his spare time; not trying to capture Peach away from Mario.

Did Luigi and Daisy every mary? If not, how is there a Baby Luigi?!

[Aryll]

Well, i think Baby Luigi is proof they did indeed get married.

Where was the wedding?

[iTommy]

On Yoshi's Island.

How did Yoshi get his own island?

[God.]

He took a giant crap in the sky and it created the island.

Why is Lucas so bad?

[Aryll]

Because he was brainwashed into being evil.

Who would do such a thing to an innocent person?