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DarkBlade
January 30th, 2008, 08:34 PM
10 Worst Company Domains

Everyone knows that if you are going to operate a business in today’s world you need a domain name. It is advisable to look at the domain name selected as other see it and not just as you think it looks. Failure to do this may result in situations such as the following (legitimate) companies who deal in everyday humdrum products and services but clearly didn’t give their domain names enough consideration:

1. A site called ‘Who Represents‘ where you can find the name of the agent that represents a celebrity. Their domain name… wait for it… is www.whorepresents.com

2. Experts Exchange, a knowledge base where programmers can exchange advice and views at www.expertsexchange.com

3. Looking for a pen? Look no further than Pen Island at www.penisland.net

4. Need a therapist? Try Therapist Finder at www.therapistfinder.com

5. Then of course, there’s the Italian Power Generator company… www.powergenitalia.com

6. And now, we have the Mole Station Native Nursery, based in New South Wales: www.molestationnursery.com

7. If you’re looking for computer software, there’s always www.ipanywhere.com

8. Welcome to the First Cumming Methodist Church. Their website is www.cummingfirst.com

9. Then, of course, there’s these brainless art designers, and their whacky website: www.speedofart.com

10. Want to holiday in Lake Tahoe? Try their brochure website at www.gotahoe.com

i thought a couple were funny 1 or 2 i didnt get and yeah ENJOY!

SuperSimon
January 30th, 2008, 08:42 PM
Most of these were really funny
8.5/10
*Explains 1 and 2*
Whore presents
expert sex change

DarkBlade
January 30th, 2008, 08:50 PM
i dint get powergenatalia????? got any ideas??

Nicholas
January 30th, 2008, 08:54 PM
LMAO! :roftl:

This were really great!

10/10

Icon
January 30th, 2008, 09:02 PM
i dint get powergenatalia????? got any ideas??
power genatalia

Genatalia=Whats in your pants. In case thats why you didn't get it

Crazy Hobo
January 30th, 2008, 09:57 PM
HAHA powergenitalia.com cummingfirst.com therapistseach.com whorepresents.com all ten of those was priceless.

penisland.com was the greatest

iTommy
January 30th, 2008, 10:21 PM
Lol. 10/10

Dr. Doom
January 30th, 2008, 10:37 PM
lol, 8.5/10

DarkBlade
January 30th, 2008, 10:41 PM
oh now i get the getalia lol i knew penisladn before this if you go up to someone and say
you want to join the pen island club im in it
and they say yes take a pen an write penisland on there hand its hilarious i got a couple of people with that

Vermillion
January 31st, 2008, 09:36 AM
They were great. 10/10

Migraine.
January 31st, 2008, 11:55 AM
OH MAH GAWSH!

I always used to say to my friends when i was 10, "Have you heard of that cool holiday place Pen Island?". Not wanting to be left out, they said "Sure, I've even been there." :D

caswe11
February 3rd, 2008, 06:10 PM
lol there good...:~:P

Chooch-182
February 3rd, 2008, 07:14 PM
haha. 10/10

Kat
February 4th, 2008, 05:59 AM
The pen island one is a joke. They know what the URL spells, that's the whole point. Look at the site, there is no actual way to order the pens.

Conscience
February 4th, 2008, 07:28 PM
I don't get 4.
Overall, 8/10

Zazu
February 4th, 2008, 07:35 PM
Those were very funny. 8.832148651987/10.

Number 4: the rapist finder

Tiki
February 4th, 2008, 10:43 PM
Yeah, those were all pretty good.
9/10.

Migraine.
February 5th, 2008, 02:06 PM
Did you know these are off of a television show named QI?

DarkBlade
February 5th, 2008, 06:05 PM
i dont get cummingfirst got any explanations?????

Velocity
February 5th, 2008, 06:35 PM
i dont get cummingfirst got any explanations?????
*facepalm* It's something sexual involving orgasm...

I wonder if there's a COPPA on file...

DarkBlade
February 5th, 2008, 06:38 PM
LOL im serious cumming first i think i have an idea but its not funny to me
cumming first
cumming first
usually theres a word hidden but i cant find it
o and im 13 :)

Crazy Jamie
February 5th, 2008, 07:27 PM
LOL im serious cumming first i think i have an idea but its not funny to me
cumming first
cumming first
usually theres a word hidden but i cant find it
o and im 13 :)
I'm waiting for someone to explain the joke and just completely destroy this guy's innocence.

Woozie
February 5th, 2008, 07:33 PM
I skipped sex ed lol
Cumming means ejaculating. As in what a male does to a female in order to reproduce. When you get older your friends will make jokes about how you don't "last" because when have intercourse it's suppose to be a pleasant experience. And "cumming first" would imply that you ejaculate before other males, thus making your experience with intercourse, very unsatisfactory.
o and im 13
No. Way.

Crazy Jamie
February 5th, 2008, 07:35 PM
Cumming means ejaculating. As in what a male does to a female in order to reproduce. When you get older your friends will make jokes about how you don't "last" because when have intercourse it's suppose to be a pleasant experience. And "cumming first" would imply that you ejaculate before other males, thus making your experience with intercourse, very unsatisfactory.

No to usurp the innocence destroying explanation in any way, but 'cumming' is slang for an orgasm of either sex. So it can apply to girls as well.

Tiki
February 5th, 2008, 07:41 PM
HAH! Oh man!

What are they teaching in sex ed these days! When I had mine, we were told most of the slang!

Bah...

Question mark indicates question...

Crazy Jamie
February 6th, 2008, 04:40 PM
For my part I learnt the slang before I had any sex ed classes.

Migraine.
February 7th, 2008, 12:23 PM
I just read my Dad's Dicktionary.

(That is the title of the book)

Major Isoor
February 7th, 2008, 09:51 PM
Ha ha! 9.3914/10 :^:

Shoryuken
February 9th, 2008, 08:53 PM
Heard of Pen Island already. It was a joke at my school where kids would ask "Do you want to go = to Pen Island?" and if you said yes everyone booms in "ROFLOLMAO YOU WANT TO GO TO PENIS LAND!!!11!1one!!". I got bored and Googled it one day. Turned out it was a website...

Cait Sith
February 20th, 2008, 09:37 PM
those are awsome 11/10

and now for a bump chain:bump: :bump: :bump: :bump: :bump:

Major Isoor
February 20th, 2008, 09:43 PM
those are awsome 11/10

I'm sorry, but your score cannot exceed the maximum number (10) otherwise it is classed as invalid. :P

:bump::bump::bump::bump:

halo34life
March 9th, 2008, 02:08 AM
they were pretty funny

Cavalier!
March 25th, 2008, 07:37 PM
darkblade how could you have not gotten the cummingfirst one. I mean ive just turned 13 and i got that one. :crazy:

acrobatic
March 25th, 2008, 08:30 PM
Haha! What weird names!