2 blonde jokes

[cow_lover_9]

Q:how do you make a one-armed blonde fall out of a tree?
A: Wave.
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A blonde,red head and a burnet are running from the cops and hide in a barn.
They each hide in a sack. The cops go in the barn. They kick the first sack and the red head says: meow meow.
Then the cop says: It's only a sack of cats. He walks over to another sack and kicks it. the the burnet says: Woof woof.The cop says: It's only a sack some dogs. The cop goes over to the last sack and kicks it. Then the blonde says: Potatos! Potatos!
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[Vermillion]

1. :shake:

2. :(

Quite bad and that last one is old.

[cow_lover_9]

Q: How do you kill a blonde?
A:Put a scratch-and-sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

Q: How do you kill a blonde?
A: Put a scratch-and-sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

[Pochitos]

Wow, I think is enough that you only post the joke one time. I know the little smiley is throwing you off, but we still understand it(well, at least me).

[cow_lover_9]

a blonde once went to a soda machine and started to put lots of quarters in it. She pressed the button for sodas many times consistently. I man walks up and asks for a soda. The blonde replied, " Can't you see i'm winning??!!!"
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A blonde once almost had a tragic accident with a horse. She sat on the horse and the horse did not move. Then all of a sudden the horse started to buck. The blonde fell half way off and then the store owner came and unplugged it.

[SuperSimon]

Um none of these are good please no more.

[Typhon]

They might have a hope of decency if they were told in a understandable manner...


Other than that... they're blonde jokes... being in 1995 is only funny so many times...

[cow_lover_9]

"super simon" take your rude comments else where. The one with the horse,the blonde is on one of those horses that are at super markets that little kids ride.

[Velocity]

His comments aren't rude. The jokes are really that bad.

[Day Man]

They might have a hope of decency if they were told in a understandable manner...


Other than that... they're blonde jokes... being in 1995 is only funny so many times...


I understood them fine?

Heads up, cow_lover_9, don't bother posting jokes here. No one likes any jokes. Look around. :D

[Typhon]

I was just suggesting the delivery was off a bit...

[Migraine.]

Your jokes SUCK. HARD.

[Crazy Hobo]

Please stop they all blow or are old.

[Cait Sith]

Dude, ur jokes are baaaaad...god...